Instagram: Remind yourself that the time you spend on Instagram today could be spent doing something for yourself. Play some music. Take a walk. Write a joke. Read a book. Fix a car. Shoot a film. Complete a project. Accomplish goals. Go outside. Stop wasting time on #socialmedia #digidetox #instagram
Instagram: 10 minutes to showtime. Thank you #Pittsburgh all 4 shows Friday and Saturday night are #SOLDOUT still a few tickets left for Sunday night so get em before they are gone! @PghImprov
Instagram: Hey #NewYork I will be doing some spots @comedycellarusa Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday on the 9:30pm shows. Thanks Comedy Cellar! #standupcomedy #comedycellar
Instagram: Full house last night @plazalasvegas Come see me tonight at 9pm and Saturday!! #standupcomedy #tomgreen
Instagram: On my way to #LasVegas for my shows TONIGHT thru Saturday @plazalasvegas @thecomedyworks.lasvegas – See you all weekend this is going to be fun!! #standupcomedy #tomgreen