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Tom,
This hockey mom likes crazy! Have her on the show.
hey man
i saw a video (15 aug) posted on youtube where u passed out,it was really scary man ,
man u gotta take it easy man,take a break for atleast 2 weeks no alchohol ,no webovision,just concentrate on your health ,health is the most important thing,something like that happend me 5 years ago ,i got terrible pain in my backhead & then it just went kaboom ,ididnt know where i were i couldnt stand up it took me 3 years to get normal again,or as good as i can,why that happend to me was because i had been abusing meth,morphine,xanax,alchohol,smokin weed 24 h since age of 15,anti depressive medicine,i started using drugs because of a injury that made it impossible for me to ride skateboarding for a vry long time,,i quit the hard drugs and started exercise and eat healthy everyday,under that time not many things made me laugh,exept you man, i have never laughed so much when u were messing around in the marshmallow factory,the mustard in the eye,freddy got fingered goshh hahaha there so many,
i dont wanna sound like a besserwiser but you gotta take care of yourself man take a vacation for atleast 2 weeks,leave LA & dont think about the bloodclaat skype machine,fuck it
pls dont post it so others can see it
i just wanted to tell you a true story and i hope you read it and take it in a positive & not in a negative way ,cus that was not my purpose
take care man
ps: now ten years later im happy to just ride on my skateboard again just cruising,its good enough for me :) i feel alive again
joa

Dear Tom,
You keep me young.
Cheers!
Love,
~Jesse~
I'm not sure who knows. Those who do, we'd support the channel for Poolside chats with Neil Hamburger. I remember watching the early episodes with you and Neil -- that's some of the funniest shit I have ever seen anywhere. People who missed out, *really* missed out on some good stuff.
Fuck traditional TV and fuck traditional advertisers. The future is here and if they don't wake up, then fuck it we'll make it happen anyway.
I really did! And a bunch of others too. Eric Estrada seemed kinda stunned, though.
Hey Tom. I just wanted to send a quick thank you for investing so much time and effort, and MONEY into getting this video phone system working. It's great to see the behind the scenes aspect of it all. Anybody else would have given up by now, but that's why you're a pioneer! You've got something to prove and fuck me you're getting it done! I bet you any of the mainstream hosts aren't investing half as much time and effort into creating their network shows.
Keep up the good work. Make sure to thank everyone involved for helping you out!
Gotta say though, I don't quite understand why there has to be two webcams hooked up. That part boggles my mind, but I guess if it works then fuck it! Haha. Cool man, keep it up! Thanks! Lots of exclamation points!
Tom, the time has come for you to Toss the Crash-n-toshes. Go P.C. and let go of the "brand synergy" you have been purchasing with your Macs. Victor needs to be more open minded and integrate more PC elements into the channel. Your money will go further and many cool options will open up for you. I heard you saying you wanted a Microsoft Surface and that would be ridiculously sweet!
Did you know that in the Pinball world, "TOM" stands for Theatre of Magic? You should buy one and put it next to your Ms. Pacman. The cleavage in the pictures makes me want to knock some balls around right now.

Tom,
This 2009 SKYPE machine is for sale? Are you interested? It's hand made in CHINA by chinese midgets. I can have it delivered ASAP from the sweat shop! No pressure on Hal to build one.
I just watched a clip of the list and the things you need to buy to build your new skype machine. All I heard was mini dvi and you went to the mac store. Well if ever get a chance check out monoprice.com for cheaper but equally good equipment. This is not advertising just offering some friendly advice.
GOOD LUCK

Yo Tom! first i must give credit where due.... just discovered what you've been up to these last few years by sheer chance browsing youtube. gotta say, ive been hooked on your whole vision, efforts, ideas, and your innovative & brilliant... independent project.
ive been searching and watching your old broadcasts...man you are smart and Fucking funny and witty as SHIT, MAN! so ive now joined and have yet to catch a live on air stream but am taking my net book with me to work in the evenings to hopefully watch. i also have skype now....i hope to met you and exchange words sometime.....and youre really pretty fucking dope with the raps you spit. LOOOVED THE TOO $HORT EPISODE...man, $hort is a cool ass dude. and that 2$hort beat was buuumpin, man! straight thumper!
so much i dedicated some time trying to clone it as close to as possibly could. im into the whole digital computer music shit too. would love to talk more about one day....ill just take a number and sit down haha. would love also to share some of my amateur novice shit with you....share beats and have to spit some dope over'em. neways, peace out Tom!
mp3 links below...(copy-n-paste)
http://www.upload-mp3.com/files/83910_hbiko/Audio%20Input%2020090817%200934.mp3]Audio Input 20090817 0934.mp3
http://www.upload-mp3.com/files/83911_aq3x7/System%20Audio%2020090817%200944.2.mp3]System Audio 20090817 0944.2.mp3

Tom,
My son "PUFF BABY" has a rap album coming out. Can you give him any entertainment advice?
The documetery is way cool, those little flip cams are really good. Its really a cool nerd fest up at The Channel.
Like I've never been to a Fry's before(I'am in the UK) they have so many video cards, awsome.
And a crazy UFO in the entrance.
I am sure it will all work out. Like any project there are always bumps in the road.
You got a good team there .
You deserve a new subscription from me!

That's a lot of grey on the beard there Tom. Wonder if two-way TV will be working before your hair matches that of Steve and Annie.

Hey Tom !
Look ! It's Spiderman in the Skype month !!
.....WAAAAAH !!...AAHH !....

Look @ My Hooooves!!!!" Seriously.. anytime I want to crack my brother up I just quote this.
..and stop starin at my cats JUNK!!!
hi we are holding a fun day in aid of dalmatian welfare we hold races like waggiest tail fancydress,best welfare bitch, and dog ,sausage race etc. raffles tombola and many more and we would love it if you could find us some sponsors. it is held on the 20th sept at worksop lady maragret hall thanks
for the video chat does it require for me to have a webcam or something or could I just be on my mic with out the video chat?
You lost your weed,
You lost your weed song
Maybe someone took it
And smoked it in a bong
You Lost your weed,
It was in a plastic bag
Can you move so I can look
I know this is a drag
Cause I lost my weed
I can't find the good stuff
I have this old stash
Full of hair and fluff
I lost the weed!!
A really good bag
It was that 20 dollar stuff
Here, try the hair and fluff
I think I found a nug
Or maybe it was a rat turd
I dare you to smoke it
Cause I think it is a rat turd
Hi Tom I would also like to test out my Skpe also becuase I have no idea if its working or not. Jim Smith NOR CAL
She got pink top on that adam cut for her she is breathtaking, WOOOWW
Hey Tom just wanted to say quickly: You've inspired me to continue skateboarding. Always loved your crazy antics in your old show and having just seen some videos of you skating around, it totally re-inspired me to continue with it. You make me laugh, wish to continue being bizarre myself (contrarily to most around me), and happy.
http://www.justin.tv/vector003
Eric should be on The Channel all the time, he a lot of fun and laughs
COLONEL BY MAY BE CLOSING!!!!
WE NEED YOUR HELP
PLEASE TOM
If you could help us some how that would be tubular
Bi-polar? Exacerbated(look it up)by crystal-methamphetamine and crack-cocaine use I shouldn't be at all surprised
Not to be a negitive Nelly or anything, but give up on the Skype it isn't going to work the way to want it to. Keep it simple. with the confusing setup its bound to give you a headache.,. or stroke.
I think this is want you want. www.oovoo.com , it will allow you to conference up to 6 people at once. The guests don't even need to have the program installed, they can join right through their browser. It is compatible with Mac so you could use the computer on your desk just like with Skype. It's not free but its close. $20 per month for 6 person conference, and no ads. I am sure you have spent more then that on the equiptment to try and get skype working.
I havn't used it but if you want to test it out let me know. Here is a video of it working. http://oovoo.com/How-To-ooVoo/Video%20Calling.aspx

There was Dave Foley.....
walking around in the grocery store today-
and I walked up and chatted with him for
a few minutes......
Kids In The Hall are staying in North Bay
for the next few weeks....filming their new
mini-series called "Death Comes To Town"
It's so cool to have them here-
The Kids In The Hall and The Tom Green Show
are my two all time favorite comedy shows....
Tom, I hope that you come back here
again some day.....because I'll buy you
a lap-dance at Fanny's Strip Club!
This is the autograph that Dave signed for me
"Too edgy"
I would take that as a huge compliment Tom. You are still right there on the cutting edge. I think that's the best place to be.

Tom,
My mother told me to stop playing with myself. She said, "If I continue to play with myself I'd go BLIND". So, I stopped playing with myself when I needed glasses. How do I look?
hey tom, you crack me up! I made a movie I'd like you to see. is there an address I can send it to?
Damn, I just watched the video from last night. Are you okay Tom?
I think you need to take a break from Web-O-Vision for awhile and reduce some of your stress. Your health is more improtant to us fans than whether or not we can call in and talk to you and celebs FOR REAL!
Dude, if that was real... please just sit back for awhile and let the people you have there helping you worry about the Skype Machine and the Channel.
Seriously Tom, your health is nothing to mess around with. We can go without the Channel for awhile if it means you getting better.
Take care of yourself Tom.
Hi Tom,
I went and got a camera thing for my computer and really hope I can use it.
Question: for Audio, should I use the microphone attached to the camera? OR Should I use a headset? Or should I get a desk microphone?
Oh just renewed my second month subscription to THE CHANNEL, because of all the exciting things happening lately.
Love
Tim

Hey Tom, just wondering if you are interested in coming to a event in Ottawa Hull area, Its a MMA fight with Carlos Newton. Let me know would love for you to come to a amazing canadian show, it will be aired on The fight Network and the Score www.w1mma.com. send me a email let me know what your thoughts are.
hey tom i live in texas and i dont know what time the channel goes live in my area, could someone tell me, great show by the way, i cant believe i'm using the internet for something other than porn
Leave it to Hal to broadcast your death... geez Hal!
Are you OK dude?
oi tom hows it going. i think its cool that you have your own online show. its nice to see you doing your own thing now. i remember when i saw you in a couple of movies, and always wondered why you never did more movies. the crazy wackyness and all out absurdity of your charicters makes me want more. and im glad you have this show to fufill that.
on another subject when i first heard you were giving shout outs to /b/ and 4chan and whatnot. i thought that was pretty bad ass. and i thought it wouldve been pretty awesome for /b/ to have a nice relationship with someone a bit well known.
but of course, someone had to take it to an uneccasary level of douchebaggery. AND THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS.
but yeah i think it was pretty fucked that they went from one thing. (pulling a small prank on the phone calls) to badgery over a phone of raging racial slurrs. and overdoing it with the ordering of food you didnt order.
like im sure you had a laugh when the pizzas came. but the second time i think was overdoing it dont you think?
but yeah its a shame the /b/tarded trolls had to ruin it. it wouldve been cool getting weekly updates and posts from you and the staff and guests. couldve gotten /b/ to ask your guests questions and whatnot.
but alas. the internet is serious business to some people.
but keep up the good work with the show tom.
do you have a youtube account where you upload the episodes. cause my internet connection doesnt agree to streaming videos unfortunatly. thanks.
coffee
Just wishing ya some good health Tom. Hope your after experiencing that seizure. Love the site and being a member. Take care
I would just like to say thank you Tom. Thank for all that you have done! You are an inspiration to all. I just saw what you did with Max Miller to get him up there and do his thing. You were genuinely happy to help him out. How awesome is that. If only there were more people like you in show business.
Hi Tom Some times i can here your live streem audio wile i am watching one of the vidioss. I hope yiou guys can fix that soon. Hope to be talking to you soon on Skpe. Jim Smith Loomis Ca NOR CAL
From what it sounds like the Skype system may not be capable of what is sounds like you want to do. As cheap as it might sound, have y'all even tried setting up some sort of Stickam call system? People don't have to download it. It has two way video and audio, allows more guest feeds at once and it sounds all around more compatible with what you want to make.
stickam.com
Message me back if yah like the idea!
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Check out episode 5 of our show Canned Goods featuring skateboarding graffiti trucks and street comedy!
Hello Tom Green! You rock! I like your enthusiasm and positive attitude that I see during these broadcasts showing the construction of The Skype Machine! I wonder how long it will take for Victor to shake off the Hal character, like you said he seems to be a character actor haha
Also this is very weird that Shane! posted his concern about people stealing your Web O Vision ideas! I was thinking about that same thing just 30 seconds ago. Is there a way to Patent or trademark your ideas? People, shows..etc.. have already stolen from you quite a bit in the last 15 years. You deserve more credit. Are there plans to do any skit type stuff of any kind? I loved the recent Andy Dick thing you did on his House Arrest show, that was awsesome. Thanks TG!
Hey Tom,
whats up?
I noticed your Marshall guitar amp and let me just say those Marshall MG amps and speakers are crap. My friend had three that literally exploded, and they dont sound too great. If you're ever interested I could point you in the direction of a better amp.
Anyway, I love your work and my only complaint is that you dont go on web-o-vision enough. :(
Thanks!
-Jesse
hey Tom long time no see
could you ;please ask ray hagel to call davey
if you are ever in touch?
email address as listed above
thanks mans
xxx
davEy
Hey man,
Just caught John's recording of the 'seizure' bit. :)
What the hell, haha !
Mike

Dude, that was messed up! I was in full panic mode last night for a while. I was being the Skype guinea pig with the tech team, still on the skype line with you, when this happened. I was still on the line for something like 10 minutes after the event.
I know you said you'd get the skype machine built even if it killed you, but you don't have to be so literal! Geez!
So, are you alive?
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