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So I'm gonna just continue where you left your wokr HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa! WRRRRRAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for being yourself Tom!
Sending you a thousand kisses, with my new year's wishes! Love you, Tom!
I recorded a special video for you Tom....
http://www.yoostar.com/performanceView.html?id=8588
Happy New Year Tom! I Hope this next year bring you many good things! I hope I can catch your comedy show in Arizona next year! CHEERS!
Manana es 2010. Have a safe NYE 2009 until then.
Yyyooooooooooo!!!! Happy new decennium man! AND, I finally took my lazy ass to understand how to make videos to U-tube! (Wich means here) Yup, it sure is "me" waving to ya from out and about. :) Happy new year man!
Happy New Year Tom!
Best Wishes for you and yours and The Channel !
Looking forward to 2010!
tom, you dont have to post this on ur site... but to respond to your question
1) The link to the fan page is http://www.facebook.com/tomgreenofficial
That is the link..
2) To send to your 5000 fans.. Go to http://www.facebook.com/tomgreenofficial - under the picture, click "Suggest to friends", click all the friends.. and SUBMIT
THen, all your 5000 friends will be notified to sign up for the fan page!
Hey Tom. Your newsletter is very inspiring. Thanks
since u own that page, you can now go on and see the "facebook insights" and see the demographic that hits the page on the main page
like 80% of your fans are in the 18-34 demographic. specifics are on there..
post on there help grow it
Hi Tom!
I thought, that i'd like to write you a letter, before this old year and of course this old decade "dies". It was a crazy decade, that changed a lot for many peoples - sadly not just for the good. 9/11, terrorism, "clash of cultures", economy crisis and god knows what else. To be honest, looking back it was a terrible decade in ways. But it was also a good one for me, and for you too, so I guess
You beat cancer, survived marriage and reinvented yourself and became one of the pioneers exploring, what is possible in the world of internet. Thank you for the crazy times in this decade, the many laughs you brought to us, and just for being you. May you stay healthy, may your parents and friends stay healthy too. We see us "on the other side" in a new decade. Thank you, Tom!!!
Greetings from the country of mozart, wiener sausages and mountains.
Mike
Hi Tom,
Hope everything iz good for you. I want you to enjoy this FREE vidéo I made and posted on youtube, hoping it will bring back good memories to you! Enjoy! Its a song about why people have foot fetichism. Feel free to pass it around if you fell like , really hope you enjoy cause you inspired me fo dat shit , the only thing I dindt do in this vidéo is taking da FUCKING PICTURES! So , anyway , enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFadEiHf9Js
Your friend Greg
hey tom,
after your standup shows, do u stay and sign autographs/take pictures. It'd be great to meet you, and learn how to get started in this business
I would rather be a starving artist than a white-collar-stiffy who laughs dryly at uninteresting jokes and wonders why Jackson Pollack was such a messy man. Creativity, you see, is the sunshine to my day. It keeps me from unraveling like a blanket in the wind. It's what keeps peole like us sane, no? :)
I wouldn't say that Benny Hill
was just as ground-breaking as
other British comedies, such as
Monty Python....
Let's face it,
Python was sheer brilliance!
They definitely had funnier material.
But you see, Tom... it's just that......
when I was 10 years old
The Benny Hill Show was
an easy way for me to see naked women!
And at that age, that's all I really cared about.
Python re-runs didn't offer any boobies,
so I was glued to Benny Hill....
every night at 11:30.
I'm sorry, Tom.....
I was going to tell you this
a long time ago- but I chickened out.
I didn't have the courage.
But now that it's out in the open,
you'll be happy to know that I still
love both Benny Hill and Monty Python!
I love them both for different reasons.
Python- I love them for leaving a whole
new influence on comedy as we know it.
They were weird, wacky and insane!
Benny Hill - I love him for the naked boobies!
And for the way he'd slap that little bald man
on top of the head!
Tom,
It's a blessing that the guy from South Plainfild, NJ doesn't support "The Channel". I'm afraid of him. I've seen that guy in this white truck.
Tom,
Today is the day! I'm having my 7th Annual Da Air Freshener Charity Barbecue! If anyone is in Florida today and wants to attend please RSVP me. I'm cooking steaks, burgers, and hot dogs on my new Walmart grill.
Ya Boy! It's a party with lots of humor and cheap beer! Fart lighting contest at 8 pm.
Here is a picture from my first stand up performance that I forgot to upload with my last post!!
Scott
Hey Tom!
I've been inspired by yourself and my other favourite comedians to give stand up a go. I had my first public stand up performance the other day as shown by the picture. It went well, the best adrenaline rush there is! I'm definately hooked now. 2010 for the win!!
I hope to see you in the UK also soon!
Scott
I have sent many requests to you in the past Mr. Green and sadly I have yet to receive a response ??? I'm no longer wasting my time supporting you or your website and I have donated all the store purchases I have made in the past to my local Salvation Army. It's so sad when think of the hours I spent supporting you and I was just swept under the carpet like a piece of dirt " I cannot believe it" ??? Take care and I hope you change your ways in 2010
John Doherty
Tom,
Everything is on sale? Is this a sign of economic recovery in the service industry? Road Trip!
Hey Tom, i just wanted so say a big thank you. After reading through your latest newsletter i feel so much more positive about life in general. To some this may sound dumb but when i read....
"And the best way to navigate through all of it, is to stay positive. Negativity really only brings you and your plans down. Nobody gives a damn about your problems. So stop complaining, put a smile on your face, and go out and make something happen!"
......it gave me a whole new outlook on life and one i plan to follow!! Thanks again Tom, i love the channel, im gonna subscribe now!! Happy New year.
Neil
Tom,
do you think you'll ever write another movie?
You're the most creative person in
show business, and all of your work proves that you have an innovative and original way of thinking, especially in "Freddy Got Fingered"
You should spend an hour every day, writing a new script....and even if you don't star in it yourself, you could maybe make an appearance as a cowboy....or a shoe salesman!
Or better yet- an astronaut who keeps barfing!
What do you think?
Hi Tom , Yo I have a lot of respect for you after all you've through. But what did you lost on your way? Why are the ''Tom Green Show'' episodes require a subscription now to see them? I know , everyone gotta make a living. C pas comme ca que ca devrait etre. Anyway thanks for all your ideas! I discovered recently that people somewhere eat ''cow brain sandwiches''.
Hey Tom,
You should write on your wall at facebook.com/tomgreenofficial
after you signed up for facebook.com/twitter - that way all your status updates can go to your twitter
if you dont want ur wall to show up as default, let us know..
2) http://www.facebook.com/mobile - sign up for facebook mobile.. when you text to mobile, it'll go to your facebook page - which will then go to your twitter page..
solves everything
Hey Tom,
I have tickets for Friday night and Saturday night so far. I only buy them as I scrounge up the money. Now I'm working on Sunday night.
You've GOT to go to White Castle while you're here and get them fresh and hot off the grill. I know you eat those nasty frozen ones in L.A., but they're NOTHING like the real thing.
White Castle is open 24 hours a day, so you can have them for breakfast, lunch & supper. Enjoy!
Love,
~Jesse~
....will you be packing your cowboy hat?
ps)Hope the pups are good.
What do I need to do to get Tom at this venue. www.newearthmusichall.com I am a comedian/promoter in Athens, and it would do great things for our comedy scene here. 700 capacity venue/would easily sell out in advance at any price.
What is your New Years Resolution?
I can't wait for the Florida shows... less than a month!!! I can't wait! WOOT!!!
Cheers! here is to the best holiday season ever!
looking forward for more fresh Webo~Vision, Best wish and happy new year!!! 2010 baby can you believe we made it?
~peace
thanks for making me an admin on the Facebook page! I'll work on adding some stuff on there.
Also that's awesome that you're filming a documentary for the NY shows. I'll dress nice! haha
-Max
Hey tOM,
i messaged you on facebook and you told me to contact you here. I dont know Max but I know of him from visiting.
I sent u the links.. I think you have to create teh page first.. You will be the creator of the page.. you can assign me and max as the admins if you want..
then u can hook up your twitter to the facebook page.. i can definitely run it..
you should let me know via PM or whenever you create the page.. then it can easily be made..
once u announce it, all your followers can be a fan of your real facebook fan page as well.. peace
Tom there is alot of crazy stuff in the yukon...Consider this your formal invitation to come for Yukon Sourdough Rendezvous February 25th-28th, some of what you will see is, big men carrying flour bags......axe throwing, and women with some of the hairiest legs known to man...it would blow your mind i assure you. AND you can stay with us...loads of room!
in closing all I have to say is...
BETTY NO
Sean
I am hoping to see a Washington D.C. stop on the tour. Any chance of that?
which is the best night to show up? you have 5 shows in three days by me! i cannot decide and cannot afford more than one show
did you know you can create a "fan page" and operate that page. You can post status updates like your real page.
Your FB page only has a limit of 5000 fans, while a facebook fan page can go unlimited. dennis rodman has tons of fans... i think you might like that better than a personal facebook page
My friends and I will take you out for chicken sandwiches afterward! We can make a fun video of it!
Tom! I see you're coming to New York in February! Will I get the chance to meet you and shake your hand if I come to the show??
I was so surprised!!! I can not wait! I am going to do what I said and find some hot babes!! Why not! I have a few hot friends! I will be the geek in the middle! I am really excited and I expect a picture with you Mr!!!
Have a great new decade tom . I've just been wondering around LA with you "on the street " vids,
love the random comedy! totally fresh, as it always is of course!
peace tweqz. : P
P.s i hope you still off the cigys! like steve-o still is! :) yeah !! me too its so easy when you find the little switch in your head. Great health to you this new decade!! :)
I was your friend man! WHY.. anyways, for fun, I updated my status update and put
"whoa Tom Green just deleted his Facebook page saying "being on Facebook is like giving away your life. Reclaim your world... and that Facebook is like a digital anal probe!""
You never did much on there. I think you could have really done a good job interacting with everyone on there.. but this forum is good enouhg
Anyways, keep tweeting, and come to Vancouver, Bc man.. i can't wait... the last time you were here was in early 2006 for prepare for impact (which i was there for). I stole one of the "Write Rhymes and Act like an asshole" posters and it's hanging in my room btw
Tom,
Just got my tickets to Zanies in Chicago! Can't wait! You are invited to come visit my apartment for a beer, if you have time. My living room faces out on a bus stop, we can interview people waiting, could make for some good webo-vision. Let me know so I can clean my apartment. Keep up the good work!
I'm pumped to see you @ Comix in Feb!
xoxo=brooke
Hi Tom,
Any chance of a show here in Milwaukee? We need some decent entertainment, we don't even have a Real Hockey Team!
http://i.imgur.com/Leuyp.jpg
Dear tom, I have been diagnosed with this disease called pregnancy. Doctors say I have only nine months before a baby will be here, and all I want before then is to meet you. You should come to the boring town of Union Mills, In. Or visit somewhere close to here so I can see you. My favorite skit of yours is when you go into grocery stores and page your mommy. I think you should do that again around here. I've never got to witness anything that funny and hope to someday.
Did Harland catch this?!
Happy new year Tom! 2010 the year of the channel!
Mike B
What up Tom?? Just got my tix! Lookin forward to seein u bring the noise in Brea!! I picked the 9pm show instead of the 7p.. gonna be any difference? We shoud have a channel rally afterwords or some shit man!
Dear Tom,
You know how boxing has Pay Per View?
I can't get to see you in Tempe or whereever, but I do have a paypal account. So do the first PAY PER VIEW ONLINE COMEDY SHOW!
Make it 6 bucks and you buy a code and then you go to a special place and watch it, sort of like...porn?
Well there you go, just an idea..
Love,
tim
after your standup shows.Do you stay and talk with the fans,and sign autographs. Hope to see you at the show in february
Tom,
in the coming New-Year you should change
your whole show format to a new
and exciting kind of entertainment!
Invite trailer-park lesbians into your house
to make out with their cousins!
Husbands and wives
get into fist-fights
right in your living-room-
and you jump in between them, Tom!
Molested children scream for help!
Grown men with mullets!
Midgets with anger management issues!
And then there's you, Tom.....
The man behind the most exciting show
ever to broadcast over the world wide web!!!
Tom, I'm giving you a golden idea here!
Isn't it exciting?
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