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LINK TO FOIL MAN THAT TOM SHOULD DO

August 29, 2008 | 08:59 AM by Italian, Ontario - Canada

Please try and do this tom and it will prolly be the most funny thing you could do.. People will not know it is you as you will be covered in foil.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=8mE0Pgpq3jE

Recent events

August 29, 2008 | 08:15 AM by Grigori Perelman, Russia

It is good that you keep this Walter person in line. Train him like you train dog. He should also have to give you so called back rub before he get payment. I think he work not enough for the 5$/hr you pay him.

I not surprised if shit on outside on floor that he walked on was laid by him. When you not watching he probably eat pizza you ordered and take shit right on floor. You have to keep him in line and train him better.

If you are reading this Walter, I must warn you that in my country you would be sent to Gulag for not holding camera properly during propaganda filmings. You should be happy that Tom let you sleep in dog house with steve and annie the attack dogs. Next time don't shit on floor, but ask nice to make shit in toilet. I'll be watching out for you Walter. Get your act together, this is not anarchy where you can just take shit on floor.

End of transmission.

Nothing to report

August 29, 2008 | 08:05 AM by Grigori perelman, Russia

I must sadden you with the news that nothing has happened outside. Nothing special to see through window yet.

Still hoping for the best. Maybe something will appear.

Well now I must continue with the espionage.
End of transmission

Re-Jaded as f**k

August 29, 2008 | 04:57 AM by Justin, Vancouver,Canada

Quote from Rev.Joe Roberts:
"you fucked up so many people's shit on your show for a laugh, and I laughed. Yet when the Jackyl lead-singer skank dude comes out and does his chainsaw stunt, you turn into the world's biggest crybaby. What's the deal?"

Thats some of the greatest improvisational comedy i have ever seen and ranks as one of my favorite Tom Green moments ever.

Yeah, I thought it was funny too. I am suprised how many people have reacted to it. It's like they can't see that I was doing it on purpose. I remember this time when David Letterman got mad at Harvey Pekar, and he dissed his comic books. He called them rainy day fun for boys and girls. I stole the line when I was getting mad at The Jackyl guy. I was just trying to make the chainsaw thing seem even crazier. Plus I was a bit bummed because we had just had that desk built to be an exact replica of the old Johnny Carson desk. So, it is a misunderstood bit. Bottom line. Maybe I should invite Jesse James Dupree on my the webo-vision to discuss. At the end of the day, Johnny Carson had a sign that hung over his desk for thirty years. It said, "Make it interesting, and it will be good." I hope this bit at least comes close to falling into that category. Shit. Does that even make any sense?
Email on index.html

August 29, 2008 | 03:41 AM by Glen, Australia

Bad idea! A great portion of people clear their internet history every time they close their browser. If you want to make the email submission box in a place that will garner attention; put it in the top left (as per western reading custom - left to right, top to bottom). Having the email submission box so people have to put in an email before they access the videos is a bad idea. Think of the loyal base of viewers you have already. They don't want to put their email address in every time they come to the site!

Kind regards and hope you're well,
Glen

question

August 29, 2008 | 03:40 AM by Chad DeMann, Minneapolis MN

Hey whats up Tom...Love the new show you got, keep up the good work. N E ways, im new to your website here and was wondering when do you go on live? do you have a schedual or wha?
Ive watched all the past episodes, just curious when you will be back on, oh and why does your live feed point out the window 24hrs a day...

Your fan,
DeMann

Boo Walter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 29, 2008 | 03:29 AM by Jeff, California

I am really fed up with Walter and his bad attitude. He needs to shape up, or ship out.

I moved

August 29, 2008 | 02:46 AM by Darren Shredder, Penticton BC

Hey, guess what? I moved to the West Coast, so now we're in the same time zone! Isn't that great?

MC FACE

August 29, 2008 | 02:31 AM by TS, Washington DC

Tom, where can I get the MC Face album? I can't find it ANYWHERE. Thanks.

alcohol fuckin rules

August 29, 2008 | 01:48 AM by matt from tennessee, i am from tennessee

yo tom yo

v bghnjfcgvhjhjngbtghfgtvtgfvbffffdcgbbbhffdsxddsvvbhhvgfthn jmmk bh

peace
matt from tennessee

ps great sow tonight i loved it

Solar Powered Web-O-Vision

August 29, 2008 | 01:06 AM by Deputy ZIP Dog, The Internets

Tom- Have your friends at Planet Green help you cover your roof with solar panels. Maybe the cost of the pay site could be $4.75 if you cut the costs of your electric bill. Take the money from the Planet Green show you are doing and use it for a renewable solar conversion of the studio and house. Planet Green could turn the process into a show and you might get some of the conversion donated. You know the people to make it happen so make it happen.

A tour of the channel

August 29, 2008 | 01:04 AM by Charley, Texas

Tom, i just wanted to tell you thank you for the tour of the channel. Its cool to see where you live and the roof of your house. You never stop bringing the funny. If i could some how give you points, or like a thumbs up, or 5 stars, i would.

show no long time

August 29, 2008 | 12:57 AM by ~the geek, Shark Capital Of The World

mushy mushy

screw that jaded as fuck comment!!!

August 29, 2008 | 12:50 AM by ken, whitseboro ny

The dude with the chainsaw was a major washed up loser poser you know what, and you had every right to be mad, fuck that guy! You da man !!!!!!!!

PS> I hope im not missing shows no alert since sunday man.

October

August 29, 2008 | 12:06 AM by Trulzee, Eureka

I know you said you'll be gone all of September.. But this is still AUGUST. Is there going to be a going away show??????

A couple of questions

August 28, 2008 | 11:52 PM by Stan "Shizo" Tsires, Planet Common Sense

My first question is, do you intentionally exaggerate syllables in words? Like when you say "CHA-nnel" Do you speak normally off camera?

And the second question is, are you pretending to be mean to your assistants? Or you really are being an asshole to them? (no offense)

The tour of the channel

August 28, 2008 | 11:51 PM by LamStock, Dublin, Ireland

Really appreciate that Tom. Great stuff.

I'd really love a guided tour of how an image of you at your desk gets put onto our computer screens.

e.g. this image goes into this camera, which goes into this switcher through the thingymajig out the wheedle deedle and down the internets.

Lint Rollers?

August 28, 2008 | 11:20 PM by Viv Savage, Gainesville,FL

I know those are most likely lint rollers but they sure look funny next to you in the shower.

Music

August 28, 2008 | 11:16 PM by Chris J, UK

Hey Tom,
Was listening to your new album and enjoyed it very much, was wondering if you ever Recorded an album as MC Face? Also do you have any plans to get any more rap based guests on the show? (J5 and Blackalicious were Incredible)
Liking the Tour of the Channel, But got me thinking that you can be a bit mean to Walter sometimes, is this an act or is it "tough love"? I mean asking the guy to keep a steady shot while moving real quick through a minefield of poo and up some dangerous looking steps, what's next Juggling Starved badgers on a unicycle over an icy lake ? (Having said that some of his composition can be a bit sucky :p ) Anyways Love the channel and would de willing to pay to watch on demand segments, The bowling Trophy "champ" one Still makes a bit of wee come out when I watch it.
Fond regards from the UK.

Tour of the channel

August 28, 2008 | 10:39 PM by Marvin, NC

Hey Tom i enjoyed the tour of the channel, but Walter could of done a better job with the camera. haha

your home

August 28, 2008 | 10:33 PM by Amanda Bull, Sydney Australia

Hey tom!!! U have a beautiful home.. and such a big shower... U could fit alot of people at once in that shower...
I just love the fact that u have a passion for animals!! thats a great quality in you!
i just want to know.. if u really are getting mad at Walter all the time for his camera action.. or are u just being a smart ass... Its hard to tel wen ur being serious or not even though i think i know u so well!!
Love to meet u one day Tom!

Show??

August 28, 2008 | 10:29 PM by Murphy, LA

I thought it said live show tonight, now it says no show. When the hell are you on???

Steadycam

August 28, 2008 | 10:26 PM by Lenny, Italy

I understand that you want to be all professional and shit but you can't take good shots walking and holding the camera with the bare hands. That's why they invented steadycam supports. Some of those are really simple and inexpensive, or you can just use a tripod with the legs closed as counterweight.

It's explained here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1aPbwcqquk

So the next time you decide to take a tour of your house you can actually make it look good.

World food prize

August 28, 2008 | 10:22 PM by pedro sanches, columbia

Hey Tom
Give Walter a break man. Bust his balls off camera or something. Geez.

Tom Nice House / Playboy Jeremy Klein

August 28, 2008 | 10:17 PM by Todd, Wisconsin

Hey Tom Great House nice set up. Plus last Sundays video with Playboy Jeremy Klein was awesome Wish there was a Korean BBQ by me that looked Tasty. Have a great Labor Day The whole Tom Green Team Later Todd

No Show!

August 28, 2008 | 10:11 PM by Artur, Barrie

Shity buzz Mr. Green oh well thats video post was pretty cool. Feels like im on this email blog alot.

Forum

August 28, 2008 | 10:05 PM by John, Buffalo

Hey Tom did you see, someone made a fan forum for the channel! www.tomgreenforum.com . Hope to see you there!

The Zoo Books

August 28, 2008 | 10:04 PM by Derek, Lynnwood WA

I remember watching one of your earlier shows and you said that for as long as you do the show you will be stacking up the "whos who in the zoo books" I always wanted to see them stacked up really high on your desk while you were doing interviews and stuff.

Special Guest

August 28, 2008 | 10:02 PM by Jon, Indiana

Tom, I don't know him, and I don't know if you get along with your brother, but it'd be cool if you had him as a special guest.

Are you having trouble with walter?

August 28, 2008 | 10:01 PM by Mario Flores, El Paso TX

or is it just a joke for the webcast
and is it that why you arent broadcasting anymore?
seriously tom i only watched you last friday
and i have been coming everyday since then
seriously...really disapointing
im gonna still coming until you decide to go on air
thank you for your effort

OK!

August 28, 2008 | 09:58 PM by S-been, Canada!


لقد ادركت ان الامور قد لا يحدث ذلك الطريق... اريد ان اشكركم لجولة!
بوصفها tg فان ، انا نقدر تماما!
انا لست الجشع ، وانا سعيدة مع جميع tg احصل! الضحك بصوت مرتفع
هل انت مشاهدة الوطني الديمقراطي الاتفاقية؟ انا لا! لقد شخص لفعل ذلك بالنسبة لي....... teehee.
طيب ، السلام..... الصيد بها اليك لبعض الوقت........ ولكنني لن تجعل من السهل على النحو التالي! (hahaa)
English

Lance Krall

August 28, 2008 | 09:58 PM by Luke, Ohio

Hey, Tom!

You should totally try to get Lance Krall to appear on your show! He's funny as hell, and has even had his own show before on Spike TV (The Lance Krall Show). Unfortunately, it got cancelled. However, he did hook up with VH1 for his new show (Free Radio). It ran for 9 episodes. Whether or not they decide to renew it is a mystery to us all.

Oh, and before I forget... check him out on YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com/user/kingkida

Thanks,

Luke

>>>>

August 28, 2008 | 09:27 PM by HoTRoD, Montreal, Canada

nice channel
>>

Paid website

August 28, 2008 | 09:17 PM by Alejandro Fiore, Fort Lauderdale (Argentina originally)

I say NO to a paid website. And not because I wouldn't pay, but I think in the long run the whole relax mood, coming on air when u feel like it and all, would generate some problems as people start demanding more from you because they are paying...

I don't want that, I say we need to find an alternative way of funding

love your website, Tv shows and everything you have done yet.

cheers Tom

Finally ;)

August 28, 2008 | 09:12 PM by MIss April, Ottawa

Hey Tom!
You finally accepted my request ;) It only took like 6 months, and for you to "give in" and just start accepting everyone. Nonetheless, I still feel special :) Just got from back from baseball in Metcalfe, which we won :) Got 5 beers in me *WhistleS*
Feelin' good - waiting to see if you'll be online tonight as Im actually sitting in front of it at 10pm for a change :) Wondering why you're not on the Comedy Network anymore? Dissapointing :(
I got a few Ebay things in the mail recently. I won a really cool photo of you, naked covered with spaghetti pouring a glass of wine, and a magazine with you and snake on the cover from April 2001 :) Oh yes. To add to my collection. I saw some "tabloid" stuff (that I don't necessarily pay any attention to) but it said that you were dating Wynona? Lol - uhm, "Why? No! Na!" Lol - I just came up with that. Helping a friend move to South Keys this weekend, should be fun. Im going to buy this new flavored tequila I heard about (blueberry?) and get everyone wasted on it. Should be good times. Anyway, I love you and.... I'll talk to you later! bye muffin! Check out my facebook if you're bored.. or like you said, "Maybe I'll read it when I'm not bored" - as per a letter I gave you when I met you signing autographs in Chapters... later!

Show Tonight

August 28, 2008 | 08:19 PM by Missy, Chicago

Hey Tom I Love You!! What time is the show tonight??

YAY Google!

August 28, 2008 | 08:17 PM by Monique, Comox

Found a Korean BBQ close to the hotel we'll be staying at when we go see Video Games Live in October

http://www.shabusen.com/

HOORAAAY!!! I'll tell you if it's good or not.

Can't wait to catch your show tonight.

OH! Do you like comic books? Like the Superhero/villain stuff?

Jaded as fuck.

August 28, 2008 | 07:48 PM by Rev. Joe Roberts, South Carolina... guess that's a joke, right?

Ok, lemme just say that I just rekindled my love of the original TOM GREEN SHOW... which I used to have a shitbrick of VHS of... since it's been rereleased on DVD. I went on YouTube to see what else was out there and saw an embarassing interview with the lead skank from Jackkyl.

Ok, yeah, they're a shit band. But goddamn, Tom, you fucked up so many people's shit on your show for a laugh, and I laughed. Yet when the Jackyl lead-singer skank dude comes out and does his chainsaw stunt, you turn into the world's biggest crybaby. What's the deal? I lost a lot of respect after seeing that. Yeah, you can fuck up things that belong to other people, but you turn into a monster prick after someone fucks back with you?

Pathetic, man. Pathetic.

I thought that was funny. It's called straight and zany. See, if I thought that it was funny. Then it wouldn't have been. Every action needs a reaction. This is what that was. Sorry you didn't see it that way.
Microsoft video

August 28, 2008 | 07:44 PM by Shaun, Bradenton, fla

Hey Tom, Silent Shaun here... Cool video. When are you going to plan your next road trip? You should show us around Los Angeles.

nothing wrung with

August 28, 2008 | 07:40 PM by Josh, Florida

with $5 a month. if people cant afford that, they probably shouldn't be using the internet in the first place. (considering they are not using some one's else's internet). I would gladly support your channel for that little amount of money (i mean you are giving awesome entertainment, why not give back with a little bit of money right?). btw, I cant wait to buy one of your new skate decks. - Josh

Bigfoot in Saskatchewan

August 28, 2008 | 07:07 PM by Paul, Vancouver,BC

Can you please re-record "S-s-saskwatch in S-S-Saskatchewan" and up it on you're blog. I'll make the beat?

Also below Micky from Scotland asked who does "fancy footwork" its is actually chromeo.

U feeling generous?

August 28, 2008 | 06:33 PM by V, Raleigh, NC

Very broke, awaiting money for some of my work (I freelance write). Hungry, wondering if you would consider posting a msg asking people if they can donate $1 or 2 to softwaredevelopment@hotmail.com to help me get through til I get paid for my current batch of articles. I know this is STUPID, RETARDED, DUMB and won't go thru. In fact, DELETE this message and DO NOT POST on contact because it'll make me look really retarded. Just a brotha broke and can't find money anywhere and wants to eat. But anyways, sorry to bother u, will catch your show this week sometime. And yah I know I'm an idiot, but when you hungry and desperate, you do idiotic things so yah.

Gervais

August 28, 2008 | 06:18 PM by CheetahC, on a rock

So you're a fan of Ricky Gervais then,obviously.
I see he's living stateside now he'd be a good guest on your show although from what I've heard about him he takes himself a bit seriously like he's the comedic messiah or something.
The original Office shown in the UK was quite unique,seems like its style copied all over the place now.Did you see the American version of the office? didn't quite work for me.

ahhh

August 28, 2008 | 06:16 PM by S-....., ahhh

torture....I been hangin round this web!

Non communicado! (lol)

Oh, please Tom, tell us when the show is starting!
(translation tool:... Diga usted, es doloroso, doloroso te digo ! Usted esta Tom, no sabes lo que significa tener la tomgreen adiccion!
3 o 4 numeros poco, medir el tiempo! Asi de facil!

Ahhhhhhhh!

What is this?

August 28, 2008 | 05:46 PM by Cathrine Deadree, New Zealand

What's up on this clip?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mGkjqWENY

What context was it in?

uh oh.

August 28, 2008 | 04:56 PM by johnny, temecula, ca

i caught this on your house window cam today.

Test for the multi language BS Filter

August 28, 2008 | 04:53 PM by Earnest Plugger, My own ass

testing, testing, 123...

jobbies, jobbies, jobbies, shit, shit, shit, mierda, mierda,mierda

ok,if you see jobbies, shit, or mierda, the filter isn't working yet..

Ok I fibbed, there is no BS filter, it was a shameless plug for my brilliant new invention...

DOUBLE SIDED LOO PAPER... da da.

More info here....
www.doublesidedlavoratorypaperit'stotallygreenanda bitbrownandcuttingpolutionby50percent.kak

Sheryl Crow is interested in investing in one half, any takers for the other half?

Guest Host

August 28, 2008 | 04:32 PM by HughfCT, Land of the Money Tree

Hi Tom,
Forgot to ask earlier,
could you get RONALD McDONALD to be the GUEST HOST in October? I have a few specific questions for him , especially with regards to Hamburgler abd where his/her parents were all the while hes RIPPING OFF everybodys burgs. Was he charged?
I just thought Mikie D could maybe help with your $$$influx problem.
Salmons ready!
H

trying not to be annoying

August 28, 2008 | 04:12 PM by S-been...?, BC!

Annoying..
I've been checking my e-mails....

I was wondering....when you say "New Show Today", which part of today may you be referring to? Ball park figure, general ....within....? Curious....**sigh**

Time of Show

August 28, 2008 | 04:05 PM by Bryan D, Roselle, illinois

When do your shows start, it says you have a show tonight on website but i cant find a time. i will be calling in and i got alot of other people viewing also, im going to help you brake fridays record haha.

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