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Where have you been Tom? I didnt even know you had a show til I saw it on kathy griffin's show. You are so funny, One of my favorite movies is Freddy got fingered. Its a classic in my book!
Hey Tom,
Who's that sitting by Larry on the bleachers? (i almost wrote "belchers" -- ha ha)
Cheers!
Love,
Sandy
1st Val Kilmer ROCKS!!! I want to Thank You and let you know how grateful I am for the posting of the Val Kilmer show, I have waited for so long and I never thought I was gonna see it. Really KOOL!!! Thank You!!! I Love the Channel! ~peace
Tom try to do an all nighter. I'm here alone tonight and I really need some entertainment
Thomas,
I caught this interaction between Larry and Kong.
Larry: “Hey, Kong.”
Kong: “Yeah, Larr?”
Larry: “I gotta go wee-wee.”
Kong: “Well, go then.”
Larry: “But, I’m afraid.”
Kong: “Afraid of what?”
Larry: “Afraid to get lost.”
Kong: “Yeah, but you’ve never been lost before.”
Larry: “But…”
Kong: “But, what Larry?”
Larry: “But, I usually have Tom’s hand up my bum...”
Kong: (silent and pondering the situation)
Larry: “He usually goes with me.”
Kong: “Well, hot dog.”
~amy
Come on tonight! Please?
Hey Tom,
You want to know who would be good and most likely available to book for your show. Kenny Hotz and Spenny Rice from the show "Kenny vs. Spenny".
http://www.kennyvsspenny.tv/
i wish u were on Australian tv, that woud be so cool... most people have only heard of u cause u humped a dead moose, but i know ur much more than that... i know everyone would love u just as much as i do.. If only u aired in Australia :(
Hey Tom , love the show, keep it up ! ! !
I would like to see Kool Keith and Kutmasta Kurt on the show, that would be awesome ! !
I'm a big Kool Keith fan and I think you guys should do some freestyling on the show hahaha.
Tom if I understand this corectly you will no longer be filming live any more? NOOOOO
Can you do a farewell show tonight or something?
Rob & Big, Mo Collins....
The newest blog comment only confuses me more. So your no longer LIVE? Thats what the blog seemed to say? Why don't you at least schedule one show a week? I love your show and the freestyle feel of it all. You never know whats gonna happen next and it is always funny. You should also know the Will Sasson tonight thing is still up... Very confusing...
I hope you are enjoying your weekend. I can see you on the live feed now writing something. Don't work too hard, its the weekend!
ok...i can't find the contact page...but...i think you should try to get criss angel on your show....i think you'll have a blast :)
hey there!
im just curious of youre in the mood to flip the switch today
and watch some videos with us?
however, have a great weekend everybody!
jim
*just found the image on google ...
looks pretty funny to me xD
Please bring on Charlize Theron and ask her to appear naked! ;) I like George Carlin who may may be "familiar with" LOL, also Andrew Dice Clay again, the lead actor from the Shield, or Rob Zombie. Maybe you can bring a porn star, and someone not as well known such as Olivia O'Lovely or Flower Tucci. Why not?
Since you like hip hop, please bring on someone with more southern style, like Birdman, Project Pat or Bone Thugs.
I found out about this show 4 days ago and so far I love it! Keep up the good work.
Dave AKA redboar on Skype
So do u have the power to get anyone on your show???? lets see...haha.....u should get Charlize Theron OR Stuart Townsend, or both !!! hahaha
I love them. and that would be awesome to show them on ur show!
Bye for now
Lauren Conroy, England
Do you have the power to get anyone on your show? lets see...hehehe..... U should so get Charlize Theron!!! OR Stuart Townsend
Jake Gyllenhaal (actor) to invite him on your show would be awesome.
Sorry to be a pest, but I don't come in as often as I used to. I was just curious about something. I see that you are taping new shows with new guests, but when I click to see the videos, they are just outtakes, and that these will soon be seen on the Canadian Comedy network. I don't think that happened last season. Can anybody let me know what's happening with Season 2? Thanks in advance!
I think it would be cool to have the crew at PIEO Productions on your show. They make the most hilarious videos. They write, direct, and act. Here is one of their videos: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5CYV1IKtp0s
Also it would be cool to get Gunther and the Sunshine Girls on your show. Here is one of his videos: http://youtube.com/watch?v=mbk6kExKf2Q
Have a nice day Tom! :)
It would be cool if you could invite Lisa Nova
to the show. She was on 4 episodes of Mad TV
and has a famous youtube channel.
Her producer Danny Diamond probably has all her
shortfilms as HD clips, so you could fill half an hour
broadcasting her clips.
She also lives in Venice so you probably just
have to call her and she'll come up to your house.
And she's very HOT!
will sasso is hilarious. easily the best regular on the show.
Hey tom im just dropping by to say hey hows things?
- www.tomgreenies.com -
Hey Tom,
I know you've got plenty of guest suggestions, but I thought I'd just give my two cents and suggest you invite George Carlin to the show. He's an awesome standup comedian who's kept fresh for over 40 years. If you're not familiar, he paved the way for most of today's black comedy, pretty much singlehandedly too. I don't know if he does this kind of thing a lot, but I've seen him on interviews before so it can't hurt to ask.
Barrel roll, mudkipz, etc.
but I just want to say thanks a gain from all of us at jackassworld! Thanks for joining in on the fight to save the site from MTV and being so nice to all of us who are calling in about it. You're terrific Tom! :D By the way we would all love it/welcome you if you ever wanted to make an account on there yourself! haha
Hello Tom,
Jenny here with the lunaticradio. com show we would LOVE to have you on for a phone interview sometime in the near future. We record live ever Sunday at 5pm EST-we record out of Long Island. Is this possible? Please let me know. We really really really want to have you on. And you just so happen to be a personal favorite of mine. Thanks again in advance. Oh and you can always say no I would completely leave you alone. I am just glad I found a way to ask you.
Miss Jenny
Booker Lunaticradio. com
I never saw it,a great classic, awesome!!! awesome show, and great medicine for my hang over. It's stormy, sounds like god is pissed and moving the dinning room furniture around.
~AppleJacks
You and Will were the fucking boooomb
I hope he becomes one of your late night homies, like andy dick, steve-o, jeremy klein, and the others :D:D:D
More late night awesomeness!!!
hey tom for a couple of new guests could u get on:
jim carrey
ice cube
bam margara
and jene simmions
peace man !
Pretty Please? Ask for some goofy videos about saving the world... Like going to the dump to recycle or like 10 girls in a shower to conserve water. Tom, we must be the change that we want to see. ~love ~the geek
Tom, I was introduced to your show the Kathy Griffith show. So, now I keep coming back to watch and listen.
At any rate, as the subject says, I was wondering if you would look at this link and MAYBE mention it on your show?!? It is a Deepak Chopra endorsed nutritional drink that a team of chiropractors are providing our patients, family and friends. http://zrii-wellness.myzrii.com
I appreciate you time and consideration and apologize in advance for looking for a free plug, but again, as the subject says.....
Later man,
Richard Bradley
You should try to get Joss Whedon on the show to talk about "Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog". Really funny, interesting, smart guy. With the power of bringing in lots of new viewers, I assure you.
please more dice man.
You have much better interviews with the ladies pimp! haha
Hi Tom,
I'm a massive fan and was wondering when (for me in U.K) would your show air on the net and I was wondering when usually episodes air and where I could watch archives?
Thanks for reading,
Stuart.
I LOVE YOUR FUCKEN SHOW...WHENEVER I get the chance to watch it.
THANKS for being nice to me today for promoting jackassworld.com hope you dont mind! i got in on all 3 shows today. i also have ur shows embeded on JAW in my profile andy milonakis is great! i wish the outtake would have had is metal dick freestyle in it i loved that. talk to you on the show soon!!
the callers were abuducted at a young age by ufos....sent of a mission.....like croaking frogs repeating odd phrases until........like instinct they hear the counter phrase........its "copper" never ever ever ever say copper on the air......and if they hear that counter word they go into hive mode....."brain eating zombies" like locust if you place them to close togather they go into swarm mode and eat brains ......im working on the answer i will report back soon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpVjW30I-YU
dont say or watch copper clappers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giUAfInGoko
an old western before computers were invented but you would swear it was cutting edge
i've got insomnia man....wishing you would hit the switch....you and sasso are probably doing some whor** right now....!!!! you lucky canadiens a?
heres an out of the blue guest idea....Michael J Fox, another canadian I love....and whose charity I support fully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You got my name wrong. Are you a criminal?
Hey. We are really bummed out because we had wanted to talk to Will Sasso. You guys called us on the Skype Team and our camera didnt work.Every time talking to Tom is a pleasure too its like a dream come true. Our camera started working right afterward it was only working wrong for a secound it just happened to be that secound you guys called. Please keep us on the Team.
Love HumboldtLocals
great show tonight!
Awesome tune! Play more Nine Inch Nails!
nite'
Dear Mr.Green,
Here's my contribution: a vulgar and vicious parody of Sting’s ‘Every Breath You Take’.
WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY VULGAR AND VICIOUS LANGUAGE. FEMALES MAY FIND IT ESPECIALLY OFFENSIVE.
I’m hoping females will see the parody as someone merely having revolting fun with words. And they can always write their OWN version. They could even keep the first line: “Every dump you take”, since we disgusting men are not exactly known for leaving the bathroom smelling like lavender.
DON’T WORRY, BABY, EVERYBODY LOOKS RIDICULOUS ON THE TOILET
by Thing
Every dump you take
And every hemorrhoid ache,
Every menstrual quake,
Bad clam yeast you bake,
I’ll be watching you
Every booger picked
And all their tow jam licked,
Every time you’re dicked,
Every derelict,
I’ll be watching you
I want to see
Each absurdity
Let this be your psalm
I’ll be your Peeping Tom
Every spastic shake
From every dildo stake,
Every zit you break,
Every dump you take,
I’ll be watching you
I want to see your thighs lined with cellulite,
Varicose veins that make big snakes shake with fright
I see filthy public toilets where things bite,
Landing strip fur where you find a tick one night
Baby, baby, I must see you bleed …
I want to see
Each absurdity
Let this be your psalm
I’ll be your Peeping Tom
Every dump you take
And every hemorrhoid ache,
Every menstrual quake,
Bad clam yeast you bake,
I’ll be watching you
Every zit you break
And every dump you take,
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you.
Woo-hoo. If "The Aristocrats - The Musical" never gets greenlighted, you have my permission to use the parody song any way you see fit.
Sting's permission, of course, would be another matter.
How's Glenn?
Best,
Bob Laughlin
~Love You~
Hey i signed up for the Skype team and am online now, and the only thing i didnt do was put my real name. when is this going down?!
very nervous~ but thanx for the song!!! ~LOVE
or is the live feed messed up right now?
I hate dead people.
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