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you should get the mars volta on the show. it'll be a great time, i promise. plus they can perform. oh and if you get sick of your camera crew, I can do it. I'll work for food I don't care.
Hey Tom, we all know your into rappin. I think you would really dig the shit outta this group. Its 5 guys that play really heavy hardcore but they have a rap group too. You can check their shit out on myspace. www.myspace.com/peepeespaceadventure
Hey Tom what do you think of conan o'brian ripping off your sausage bit.
my girlfriend and i just watched this together. we love ya tom. tiger zebra...efffffing brilliant.
As a teenager what were your favorite places to go in Ottawa.. I'm new here, I want to know where the in places are. right now all I really do is go to hull with my buds.
chuuuuuuuuurchhhhhh!

How the heck did that happen?
Your friend,
Jeremy

Glad to see you've got so many things going on, man. I just can't wait to see some more like Web-O-Vision!
Also, I think us tomgreen.com fans should make an effort to become e-friends more often.
All Web-O-Vision fans feel free to add me to their myspace friends list. http://www.myspace.com/kerplunklol
hey tom hows it going i like what u have going on here im just stittn here thinking sayn what happend to glen humplick

haha, how can you say that you aren't a comedian? You clearly are. I just found this skit today. One day you should release all your stuff on one giant box set and sell it for about $500 because that's probably how much all of your stuff would cost if you were to sell it. You must have hundreds of hours of tape altogether. I'm still finding stuff that I've never seen.
Reading it once again. I forgot how much I loved it. Biographies, and especially autobiographies, usually fall under the "informative" category or the "entertaining" category and rarely find a happy medium.
You found the happy medium.
I guess what I'm getting at is, you should write another. So much has happened in your life since the completion of Hollywood Causes Cancer that I'm sure a couple hundred pages would be cake to dish out. Heck, you could probably ramble about The Channel for a few hundred pages and I'd still love it.
Consider?

Hey Tom,
I went to PlanetGreen.com as you asked, and I clicked on Go For The Green. It's fantastic!
Now, I'm not stupid ..... but I can't figure out what TV channel to find your show on so I can see it Saturday.
Help!!!!
Love,
~Jesse~
p.s. I've missed you a bushel & a peck and a hug around the neck.

yo tom what up man
hey i was watchin the wounded cougar video, "drop your panties to the floor" or some shit. was that Sia the australian chick dancin around?? it really looks like her
just wondrin, looked like a real fun party that night!
anyway peace man
come back soon!
I am a big fan I love watching your webovisions
I would be honored If I could write a piece for you here is my youtube best work..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga6Py7lwtwg

Tom, all the new stuff I read about you says you're funny, unique, and progressive. I just think that's funny. "Progressive." Like you're a politician or something.

FLIP THE SWITCH TOM!!! Also, I know you like checking out new music. My buddies band is trying like crazy to get off the ground and they are almost there! Can you give them a lookylook here ----> http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=65959573 You and everyone else please check them out!!! I'll even bring them out to play your pad live!! PLEASE TOM, FOR A FRIEND!!!! :)
fuck u man. u dont give a shit about this site. fuck this place i aint ever coming back. next time put a fucking video up. like holy fuck man it doesnt take much to put one up. asshole.

Bear took a glistening wet crap in the grass

I like to throw them !! I like to throw them !!

Hi Tom, i´ve just ran into this page i thought you might want to know you have some wicked viking fans in Denmark too!
As you can see i like the stupid, meaningless "Cam" funktion on my webcam.
Just to round up, I admire your work and blablabla.
Check it out yo: http://www.einark.net

saludos tom greem espero que estes bien solo queria saludarte y felicitarte
por tu espacio
cuando vendras a mexico a grabar seria bueno
en fin te deseo lo mejor y sigue siendo como eres

I have to say that I have always had a thing for you and watched every little thing you did on tv. Ilove all your crazy little antics and jokes you always make me laugh for a while i wondered what happened to you and even talked about you the other day so its been wieghing on my heart where is TomGreen and I find you here. You are still lookin fine as ever Love your crazyest biggest fan.

WASUP TOM,ITS YOUNGBUCKS BROTHER FLOSS,I FOUND THE "CHECK THE O.R." MUSIC VIDEO,NOW THATS A TRUE CLASSIC THERE.KOOL VIDEO

It's sad to know that you're no longer in NY, but oh how i have missed tuning into the channel whenever i need a bit of a break... Hanson is going to be in LA soon, you should have them on again and order some more In N Out burgers.
P.S. when are you going to get some neat banners made so we can advertise the channel for you?

My name is jenithursday miller, I'm 17. and I'm an inspiring comedian. I really like your stand up. I was just wondering , what inspired you to become a comedian?

I haven't said anything for a while, but I'm still around... watching you... watching everything you do. Waiting to buy whatever cool hip products you use... Hoping someday to be as cool as you Tom. However, I'm realistic. I know nobody can be as cool as Tom Green. However, if I buy a lot of stuff that you endorse then I'm almost like a Tom Green Lite, without all the calories and a zesty taste.
Don't ever leave me for a month and a half again though Tom. I didn't know what to do for a while... At first I found that bumbling imbecile Robert's site. It was ok, but it didn't kill the boredom. His infatuation with Dolphin sex organs just wasn't funny. It was creepy.
Anyhow, WELCOME BACK HOME!! Hope to see you around more often with some LIVE footage!

Holy shit Tom, you gotta share the story of that hot ass chick taking that picture at the Playboy mansion....whats her name Courtney??? It seems like there is nothing but hot ass on your blog posts....can I live one day in your shoes, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Tom! Just wanted to let you know I've really enjoyed watching your show on your website as well as on the Comedy Network website. It's given me a lot of enjoyment and helped me through a pretty tough time lately. When you can't sleep at 4 am and you are wandering aimlessly though the internet, you really help me out.
Speaking of tough times, I watched the Tommy Chong/Harland Williams episode and noticed your Fabio impersonator/booker guy. Well, consider this yet another internet solicitation. I know it sounds crazy, but I'm pretty hip with the whole internet thing. I think I could really make a contribution to the show and really, really want to get back to work. Everyone thinks that being in Calgary somehow vaccinates you against getting laid off but that's not true. Heck, for no other reason than to inject some more Canadian blood into the production, I'd love for you to give me a shot. Please don't make me go back to work for some heartless oil company and the winter is coming. Please reply soon.
Alasdair
http://phoenix.lpl.arizona.edu/gallery.php
Hey Tom,
Have a close look at frame 1255. The clip is one hour long and the frames were taken 50 seconds apart. There is a visible blip of liight between 1/3 and 1/2 way into the image above the horizon.This is undenaibly a more relaible source than yours truly.
Hope this helps
HughFCT
Hey Tom, got my DVR set to record "Go For The Green" Tonight. I guess it's the premiere. 2 Episodes tonight at 8pm est. At least that what my listing shows. Keep up the good work Tom. GO FOR THE GREEN!

Tom, Great meeting you NYC. Check out YouTube's "My New Haircut". 20 mil hits, 250 parodies. I am sponsored by Jager as well and tour the country. Wrote teh script and I am producing the full feature film. Looking to get the Dice man. Anyway, love your stuff, been a big fan since day 1. Wounded Cougar is my new fav band, motha Fucka...
Episode 2 of the Tom Green Show at 1:50 look to the left of your head. What flew by?
HELLO TOM GREEN! I hope our fine city NY is treating you well. I was watching Carson Daly the other night and it was obvious how much he is stealing from your show. He has a drink from time to time, he walks down a hallway and talks to the camera before getting on the set, he also took a road trip and filmed it. Sound familiar? What's your take on friends ripping other friends off? Can't wait for the new shows bro. PEACE!

Hey Tom,
Your friend Norm McDonald is going to have a show here in Nashville in a few days and I'm going to see him. It's at a club called Zanies.
I'm going to try to meet him and if I do, I'll tell him that I love seeing him on your show. Also, if I get a picture of him and me together, I'll send it to you.
Have a great weekend, Tom!
Love,
~Jesse~

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i'm watching it tonight! serious! its downloading right now!
Hey Tom, I hope everything went well on the Apprentice. I was your jib guy on the "Go for the green" show. The last we talked was at the little rap party while people were eating icecream. I ate mine too fast and got brain freeze. I was checking out your online show and I think it's great. I would love to bring my jib in a shortin it down to 3 feet if needed. I also have a dutch head for some while MTV style look if you want. I also have a small camera if needed. I own it all so it would not cost you anything. I thought it was great working with you and I would love to be apart of the Tom Green Comedy. Anyways keep up the good work and I hope to talk to you soon...Bryan

Hey Tom!

If I had all those hot girls around me I would not leave NY ether and I am not even gay! High Five! LOL. You look like you are having a blast! Have a great week and the gang misses you!

We would like to use you as one of our Future cover for our publication.
www.ecolatoday.com

I know what you're doing in NY... do you?

Tom, it was great to meet you in person. Hope we can collaborate on a roller derby segment in the future. Our National Championship is Nov 14-16 in Portland OR. More info on this: northwestknockdown.com for the local NYC league, we're always at gothamgirlsrollerderby.com. Take care!

Hey! Me and my friends took a picture with you outside a NYC subway on Halloween. Heres the picture!
September 26th was your last post tom! I have seen you more on TMZ, than your own website! (btw, your skills are still strong). How bout' droppin a line! Sure, N.Y.C. is kicking and you are filming, just give us a few lines. happy halloween!