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I loved the rapping tom!
you and andy were really good.
cant wait till you get back!
you and Andy were amazing! Fun TImes!
Hey Rick, See...... I put on the chap stick too.
PLEASE HELP !
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Thanks for replying! I'm not sure that the ATM skit is available anywhere, other than on my old warped VHS tapes from when I taped your MTV show years ago. I think it's cool that you responded to my email though. I always thought you seemed extremely "real" even though you're a big shot celebrity now. CEEEEEEELEBRITY WATCHINGGGGG!!!!! Maybe if you're ever in Detroit we can go to the Joe for a Senators / Wings game. And by the way...Buckets, NOT boxes.
Tom, did you lose yet? The internet kind of sucks without you. We need our Web-O-Vision fix.
I know, but it is common knowledge that you were an inspiration to shows like Jackass (to put in a less polite way, they stole your material.)... It doesn't explain why your show was locked in a fucking vault. I honestly feel like my rights have been violated! I have the right to watch your show, damn it. There was no reason for it to be wiped from the face of the earth.
Anyway, keep up the good work.
Tom, I am so pissed… I have seen practically none of your MTV stuff and I can’t get it ANYWHERE. Seriously, it is not fair. Why can those assholes at MTV keep us fans from seeing your show? Why would they want to? It gets taken down from youtube, there are no DVDs, not even any torrents. You get emails all the time asking for segments from the show… We want to see it. I would pay good money to see it. What BULLSHIT! Something has to be done. TG FANS SHALL RISE UP AND MARCH TO WAHINGTON. Really though, it’s fuckin gay of them.
I'll be looking forward to your future work, as always.
Press one for India. Press two for Dominican Republic. Press three for english in the U.S. and A.
Just heading out for my birthday dinner with a few friends, I was wondering if an autographed picture of you was possible as a perfect birthday gift?
Hope things get rockin' at the channel soon. Keep up the hard work!
we miss ya man ... things are just not the same when your not around ...come back soon
There hasnt been anyone as funny as your MTV show since it went off the air. This web channel is good but you should be on primetime TV. Your humor is classic and one of a kind. What or who is keeping you from coming back to TV comedy?
Only a hardcore tom green fan would watch a porn with some asian chick and find the Tom Green Book barely showing in the background!! You know your fans got true love for you when they can see through the tits and ass and see the real star, TOM GREEN!!!! Hope your still kicking some TRUMP ass and if he fires you I'm gonna have to open a can of whoop ass!! CHUUUUURCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH
Tom,
My all-time fave skit you did was the one where you surprise people making ATM withdrawals with Glen, who is holding a jambox while you dance intensely to "Move It Move It" and then some cheerleaders come in. I cannot find this clip ANYWHERE! Can you help me out? I used to nearly poop myself, this skit was so funny.
Tom, check out the HEADLIGHTS on that baby! Those puppies will brighten your day. Where's a car bra when you need one?
make you lose the beard? Perhaps for Donald's toupe?
hey tom I have been a die hard fan since I was in 7th grade (im a senior at Michigan now) and even have done skits of "Flowered Rug" for my friends before. My question is, my favorite video of yours all time is one I sadly can't find, its a video of you dancing with a shirtless, obese man in a basement to the song "Don't you Want me Baby" by Human League. if you could send this video to my email as an attachment or give me a link of where I can find it It'd be much appreciated, thanks
-mitch
hey tom people make fun of my last name (bohmer) and they always call me bonner or that i have a bonner . whats your advice to what should i do
Whats happened between you two? Seriously, I dont think it will hurt you too much to tell me.. I'm just curious...
Hey Rick, See......I put on the chap stick.
Your friend,
Mike RaPhone
OMG You had Ed McMahon before.
We Miss you Green.
Hope to see you back at The Channel soon.
HumboldtLocals
Hey Tom, I was just watching some of your older stuff from way back when, and i realized that i haven't seen Phil around in ages.. What happened to him? Are you two still pals? If so, why dont you invite him on your new show sometime, just as a guest. Well, take care Tom, and i hope to hear from you soon.. byebye
oh tom green
you are great
it would be cool
to be your mate
then we'd be friends
i have none
if you could nbe my friend
that would be fun
you are really funny
i laugh so much i need to go to the dunny
im a loser
i have no limbs
im from cairns Australia
and im eating corn from a tin..... right now actually...
it'd be so rad if we could meet one day and if you could hear my music. And then i;'d brag to all of my friends that i met tom green.
... If you thought my poem was good maybe you'd like my music. i wrote a song for you...
but yer www.myspace.com/musicemmalouise
check it out yerrrr, you play music you understand yerrr.
sweeet well yer...
P.s.
i didnt really wrtie a song about you.
but i should have.
and i deeply regret that.
Hey Tom, I was wondering when the movie shred is going to be released?
wuts good!? yo bro fuck hollywood celeberities aint shit but another person. you tho keep it real ur the only celeb i like bro.
keep it real till the day u die bro. dont get sucked in the fake living.
peace ma brotha from ontario
Hey Tom, are you enjoying New York? I have to ask you, why aren't you uploading videos of yourself roaming around NY? Also, I saw this ad for the site on another site I was visiting. I chuckled. Have a good one. POST VIDEOS!
tom green on celebritry apprenctice 2
Hi Tom,
Your performance of "The Summer Wind" -- is that a serious rendition or are you being campy on purpose?
Either way, I love watching it.
And I love YOU!
Sandy
Tom Green Tom Green TOOOMMM GREEEEENNNN,wasup just showin som Konvict luv.
YOu haven't updated the blog in a long time. Its great to hear you have few projects. Just stopped by to say Eh! and see when we'll have some updates on what your doing
Cheers
Elwood passed away today, could you put up the video of when he was on the show?
YAYAYA Fantastic!
Hey Tom.
Hope all your new exciting projects are going well! Will we get to see them over here in England somehow - most likely via the marvel of internet downloads id guess.
Come back soon man. Im back in University halls at the moment, and am intent on spreading the word about your show. We'll all stay up late and Skype you next time you go live :-D
Take it easy dude - byeeee
I just saw your book on one of her x-rated videos. just sharing it to you. I think she's now living in Canada. Go check it her out.
dude i've been watching you since you started and you have only got better. the shit you do to you're parents is the funniest shit i have ever seen and i would like to see more(slut car and the statues). keep on trucking. oh and what ever happened to phil and that other guy they were the shit. peace out man.
Apparently MerchDirect is willing to ship defective DVDs and refuse to exchange them or refund them saying "All DVD sales are final."
Here is my latest message to them:
"MerchDirect - Music and Entertainment Merchandising - Tom Greens 3 DVD Box Set "Inside & Outside the Box" - 766929
I understand that all sales are final for DVDs; however, the ones you sent me have 2 audio defects. I'm not sure support read my whole message. Here it is again:
Yes, I just finished watching all 600 minutes of Tom Green's 3 DVD box set "Tom Green, Inside & Outside the Box" which I received last week. The product was delivered fast enough, was in perfect condition and worked fine except for 2 audio defects in all of 2 segments on 2 DVDs
1) DVD 1) 1:33 - 2:26, 1/41, segment about buying condoms, problem: deep voice masking that shouldn't be there.
2) DVD 2) 1:38 - 1:42, 17/41, segment about trying to crash a radio show and a cable TV show, problem: high pitch cartoon like voice masking. This I know is a defect because I saw this segment before, and Tom Green even asks the radio station manager if he does not like his voice well enough to go on the air.
The voice masking is what is sometimes used to hide someone's identity on the radio or TV, so it shouldn't be there, and it's sure not funny anyways.
So, I'm wondering what I should do about these 2 defects? I've had experience exchanging defective DVDs before to stores, and often because all the DVDs come from the same batch, they all have the same defect, and because these DVDs are 600 minutes long, it would be really hard to recheck everything. Do you really want me to send the DVDs back (I still have the bubble wrap envelope)? I hope you know about the problem also."
MerchDirect earlier told me "All DVD sales are final", but this time left no comment, so I was hoping they had sent replacement DVDs, but I haven't received any, and since this was deemed solved by MerchDirect Oct. 13, 8 days ago, I don't expect them to do anything else.
I'm going to contact PayPal, but come on, I found these DVDs through the www.tomgreen.com store, so because I trusted the Tom Green brand, I wasn't worried about dealing with MerchDirect.
With all the illegal copying going on, Tom Green fans don't want defective DVDs because bootlegs are often defective.
Also, I hope I can buy another DVD set with all the MTV episodes as well??
Tom people are gonna bomb my house now, lol. but anyhow, thanks for putting me on.
You should check out my beats I created in Fruity Loops.. They are phat.
www.soundclick.com/drstevo
Are you gonna have them on?! They're awesome! Have you ever listened to the podcasts?
I'd love for you to call me Tom, it's not fair I always call your house to get on your show, and u don't ever call me!!! 757-587-0704 :)
doing stuff 4 the apprentice
Quick question regarding that video you made of you and Andy Milanokis engaged in a hostile standoff of epic proportions. Did you have one of those grip guys holding a mic for the audio while you shot that, or was all the audio just recorded using the cam mic? I'm starting to make some videos so I was just curious.
Can't wait to see the new shit in November! Peace.
Saw you on TMZ's site today, had to stop by and say that you indeed have the license to ill. We all always knew, but now the country knows! At least the celebrity-obsessed part...
Peace dude!
hey tom ... global warming is true . im from iceland and here is a pic ,, :) on the top of your screen is ice going south. see ice , same thing killd titanic....
just wanted to share a funny thought i was imagining the "honing" process and thought "wait" that is a spinning thing changing its surroundings but to hone ones own skills or self it would be the very opposite of the pic and inverted circle which you cant draw like a donut shaped universe ........
GET YOUR PUNK ASS BACK TO LA
AND GET THE SHOW BACK ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEAsE---------->
thank you very much
peaCe---->
I saw on tv last week your film with Bob for the 2nd time. I liked the way your putting your arms around the girl when you kiss her at the end. Sure you make nice cuddles. I liked when the baby laugh at the supermarket when you're breaking the big courgette. Which baby can resist to you?
Enormous Kisses.
This is on youtube, I laughed my ass off, this is f-ing great! This is what I call evolving! LOL
Hope everything is great in NYC!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQzUsTFqtW0
the pic is also in honor of the one who created it)
well done on tmz they gave you props seems like with them its hard to get a compliment but they were diggin youre style. I am very hqappy about your calaboration with konvict music i freestyle also and im nasty not to toot my own horn i record them too would love you to hear one. holla
Hi Tom. I'm quite excited about your new secret. not sure what sort of TV show you will be doing... Do you become a pimp with Mickey Avalon, Paris Hilton and Donald Trump as your whores? I hope so. I think that would truly work. You would make a fantastic pimp. lol. Rad is Mad xx
Tom,
Ron Paul is a doctor/Congressman from Texas who spreads the message of less government, less war, and more individual rights. It would be in the best interest of your show, your fans, and the people of America if you had Ron Paul on your show. More people need to hear the good doctor's message of freedom and liberty, and it would also bring many more viewers to your show.
Peace,
K Torp
PS - Find out more about Ron Paul and what he represents at www.campaignforliberty.com
Well, whatever you're working on
over there in New-York....
has to be good.-
because all of the best movies
and TV shows are made there!
Saturday Night Live
Dave Letterman
Seinfeld
Ghostbusters
Coming To America
And.... all of the coolest people
come from New-York.....
THREE WORDS:
TONY FUCKIN' DANZA!!!!!
They even talk like us Canadians-
EHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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