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Sweet.
You also have to realize alot of people are suckasses (a worse form of a asskisser) meaning they will say, "Yay, tinfoil," so that they can ask you a question and be your friend.

I'd have to say that the show has been top notch this week despite having no guests. One suggestion, it seems as though the stress levels you've been experiencing has sky rocketed. Thus, the regular moustache is no longer enough to conceal the insanity we can all see in your eyes each night. Suggestion: biker handlebar moustache is a must. This will enhance your look as well as partially conceal the ensuing insanity that is rapidly breaking you down. To keep things positive, I say embrace the insanity and see how far you can take it with web-o-vision. Hope this helps.
I think tonights Tin Foil was much better than last night.
I can't wait to see Scott Thompson on the show tomorrow night.
Tom u went all out with the tin foil 2night, that was wicked!! :D and noooo don't listen to Dustin from Ohio hehe. I think u should do it again :) with even MORE tin foil!!!!!!
Loving the Tinfoil Special tonight. Instead of doing the tinfoil tomorrow, I think you should break out some hardcore wig action. The show with Will was incredible and I feel like wigs give you a chance to go crazy while not being as unwieldy as tinfoil. Either way, loving what you're doing and look forward to the evolution of The Channel in the future.

Tom - Don't stop the tin foil. It represents the originality that defines the whole show. Keep on rockin' the fuckin' world Tom!

would love to see louis ck on your show.
Tom, do tin foil, honestly why not? you only live once and it doesnt affect anything negatively, you should open more mail though, you've been getting some interesting stuff.
You're welcome by the way. Oh, and thank you Tom. Big ups. Cheers.
I am ALL foranother Wacky night of Tinfoil fun. Tom Keep up the good work, i have been a big fan for a long time!
Hey Tom, as you have stocked up on tin foil you should completely mummify yourself in tin foil tonight. Not just around your head to form a tin foil helmet, but around your entire body. Now that would be ridiculous.

If the people want tinfoil then give em tinfoil. I'm no god of Web-O-Vision or anything.
SUCKS!
What kind of a person says no to tin foil and making funny noises?
HELL YEA!!

Tin Foil is a go in my book Tom! Rock it! You should change your little counter on your front page from "Who wants to party?" "To who wants a Tin Foil Party?" Then you would get a good idea as to the number of people who enjoy the amazing fun of Tin foil. :)
Tin Foil is your friend, don't be shy!
Hey Tom! Yeah i agree with what chris from long island just said :P

Sorry to send another email but you said you wanted people's opinion on the tinfoil. I say no tinfoil...but if you do have tinfoil you must talk more while wearing the foil instead of just making funny noises and scaring Rex-Murphy.
It's good for a backup plan. I for one really enjoyed tin foil mustache special, so tin foil might be able to spice up any occasion, you know. Be safe

Just wanted to say good luck with the show tonight. Try not to be as freaked out by "barrelrollers." All that is doing is fuiling their fun. Just wait and see if a caller says something prankish and if they do hang up and go instsntly to the next caller. If not you're gonna keep hanging up on quality, honest people. You know what I mean, Tom. You say it all the time that you want to stop hanging up on people immaturly. SO STOP IT. thnx and good show!
Tom, I'm not one to tell another man what to do in his own living room... But I'll tell you what I'd personally like to see... I don't know if it's even possible tonight, but I want to see the damn horse head, with toil foil on it. Maybe that's just too ridiculous though? It certainly would be funny though, I can tell you that.
I just thought it was weird that the security code right below this message says "Y KARE." I felt like I should respond to it or something.
Anyway great job Tom keep it up!
Tonight, not only should you have tin foil, but you should use it, and a tv antena should be attached so that you can pick up the frequency of your viewers thoughts.
get more foil, you can never have enough tin foil.
Yeah totally, if you want to go for the double whammy like that. Do something that's never been done before in- not only the history of web-o-vision but maybe the world, open mail WHILE in Tin Foil mode. No joke.
This year I am a senior and we have to write a career study paper. I was wondering if I could possiblely interview you because I really want to act. If you a willing please notify me. Also if youould help me find someone else to interview awhat would be so amazing. Thank You! I love your show and I've been a fan of yours for as long as I can remember. The paper isn't due until march and I'll have to do interviews in December.

You are great yo the larry show was great pleas bring it back the tinfoil was great are uyou going to get Tina Majorino The Am project on your show Tina Majorino is great for your show hear is another pciture of her pleas go to her my space lsiten to the msic have a nice day Thank You
Open mail on the show tonight, that should be fun, knowing you get mailed some pretty weird things. Yeah, we'd enjoy seeing some of the stuff. So why not.
Yea i think it's a great idea to open mail tonight Tom!!!!!!!!! Do it, do it, do it!! :) :) :)
going to see neil hamburger at a place on spadina tomorrow. come!! ha!
tom green can you read sum of the who's who's in the zoo book i like that book??????i can't wait for tonight show ,lastnight show was so funny,thanks for add me on your myspace you rock man.
How can i get setup helping out with the show. Im smart. I graduated high school. Even got on the honor roll. I don't even want money, maybe a sandwich or a sampler of your sponsor.
Nice show lastnight my particular favorite was during the end where you were yelling at the caller on skype about "the tin foil hat...
YOu should have that nightly clown come to the channel again. funny stuff.
hi tom what's up how are you im hope everything is doing great in cali welli was just wondering if u guys could get anthony bourdain on your show that would be awesome well have fun and stuff.

Why do my emails never fucking work?!
tom the shows this week have been alot of fun to watch looks like the 2 week break was good for the web-o-vision more goofballism check out this video
I cant watch the show live the main screen is all diffrent colors but I can see the on demand section. Any help?
that was some of the strangest and funniest webovision yet. you can't find that kind of comedy on TV. tell your sound guy to turn up the audio on clips though. the volume goes real low when you cut to a clip.
I'm 4 days behind with your show.
You mentioned that you could get the organized rhyme cd, i have looked for it for decades haha never any luck -.- Your newest stuff is really sick, i watched the flip the switch where you had your keyboard busted out and did some keepin it real crew reppin sooo sick, you need to come out with a new album. When you rap live on your show it sounds perfect to me like its so fucking good.. like with xzibit, that was like jaw dropping stuff there, but on the album it sounded like you were trying to make it too perfect i liked that raw putting it all into sound when your rapping for someone live, i would pay a shit load to see you live, when are you gonna live agian?! I've been watching everything on you for so long im too star struck to call or skype haha, i rap down in my surburia town in CT http://www.myspace.com/theshoelaces1
yes the shoe laces is what i call myself.
IN CONCLUSION haha, i love your shit all of it, never give up man, everyday after work its around the time you come on and i look forward to it everyday so when you dont get on its like such a depressive thing to me haha as corny as that sounds, you know im being overflowed by bills and shit its rough, you put that smile on my face and for an hour i have no worries and am truely happy, dont let the bad shit get to you, keep it up, believe it or not you are a savior to some from this shitty world that likes to push everyone around, much much love, josh swope from ct.
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Thanks for the great video. It's funny that I read your blog yesterday before the show and thought, "He will need some music for his tin foil show," and I went into my living room studio and quickly made a tin foil song. I finished and emailed the tin foil song off right before your show started. And low and behold you already had music for your tin foil festivities, my very own mustache song. I'm glad you used the "Year of the Mustache" Song. It was fun.
Thanks a whole lot.
I will make more songs. I am very encouraged. That was swell. What should I make next?

Your ability to entertain by merely wrapping your head in tinfoil and making silly sounds, is another sign of your genius. I really believe we are watching somebody like a Picasso of comedy, a master of the absurd. I believe that you could just sit there at a desk, and improvise, and people would still clamour to watch your live stream. I have connectivity problems when trying to watch your show live, so I'm grateful that you post the shows shortly after they're aired. In other words, Keep up the great work, Tom Green on the national webovision!
Hey Tom just a quick messege here, I love your show your an extremely funny guy and I personaly just wanted to say that seeing you like this totaly open and unafraid to be crazey and so insane makes me feel alot less uptight about beeing the same way. When I go out with my friends I feel like I dont need to worry about beeing strange or anything cause you can do it and you kick ass!

This is a couple years ago. I was in college, fat as hell, and hung out with coricidin cough and cold popping freaks. The guy in the dress is Billy Radavich. I've lost touch with him, but yo I got love for him forever. Basically, he has cerebral palsy and epilepsy and is retarded beyond belief. And he believes he should be a woman... surprise surprise. And he has been taking estrogen pills and other shit and is sooo nasty looking.. and asks people if they will shave his back or dress him up as a baby..I swear I am not lying. But anyways, we, when high, would help him dress up and then take pictures with him and laugh about it later cuz we were real jerks like that. But Billy, wherever u are, love u man! And I sincerely hope your life gets better or somebody just shoots your ass cuz nobody deserves to live like u. He stayed at home a lot, just watched TV, parents supported him cuz they fired him as a Purdue janitor and oftentimes people mistreated him. Um... he cried a lot. I feel bad cuz after I moved, I lost in touch with him. When I lived there, right by him, he would come over every fricken day and try to talk to me like a little kid saying 'no drinks for you' and i'd be wanting to hell him to shut the fuck up and leave so I can get high u fucking tardface. But I could never say that to him cuz man he's just an awesome guy. Um... life sucks man. People like him man.. I tried to bring attention to his situation by writing on purdueonline.com, but dude they fucking led a witch-hunt against me. called me racist for calling myself 'thasandniga' and im like YER WHITE so SHUT UP! GAWD I HATE THAT SCHOOL WITH FURY! My Dad teaches there, he teaches Physics. Ughh neways, I'm up out. Will be back 2nite. Enjoy the pic.

Tom, The forum was a good idea, but it just didn't work. I'm glad you removed it. You have a knack for making the right choice. You're my hero. Cheers! James Patrick

Yo, check out my hoes son! Naw on the real tho, that a girl that felt sorry for me and was willing to pose with me to make me look good for my myspace cuz I kept getting blown up with hateful msgs by a buncha Purdue University freaks. HATE THAT SCHOOL! Got suspended for 'harassing' a girl I never even talked too! All I did was send her love letter emails, I mean GAWD! Stuck up tramp from hell. I'mma cut off her breasts and feed 'em to her, PARTNAR! But build incredible debt in college wasting student loan money on stupid endeavors. I was very naive, stupid and got taken advantage of. Over 60K debt. Went to an interview at Hallmark today... $7.50 an hour.. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I'd rather suck dick like Bob Fagget, no offense, than ever do that! No offense to Bob tho, he tha man! $7.50 an hour? Do I look like a fricken beaner? Okay.. I guess I do but that's NOT THE POINT! I got a degree damnit. Well, an associate degree. And I type like 120 WPM. I mean come on! And they had like 40 other applicants I'm competing with for $7.50 an hour! Mannn I'm finning to rob some white people and record it and send it to you. Naw I wish! STICK EM UP U OLD BAG! It's funny tho cuz when I worked as a bus-boy at MCL cafeteria and those dumb old broads would accidentally leave their purse, I would take it to the back, empty it out and then stuff the purse at the bottom of the trash-can. I'm a gangster like that. Or WAS one. Now I'm crime-free. I wouldn't mind learning how to hack paypal though, get a couple Gs and pay some bizzills. My Mom hates me right now, but she doesn't get that it's NOT EASY getting a job in this fricken town. My Dad supporting me, but idk how long. Pays my rent, bills, n gives me a measly $50 Food Lion gift card each week. $50? What am I gonna do with that? Buy me a turkey and have sex with it? I mean DAMN MAN! Life is hard in tha GHETTTTTO! IN THA GHETTTTTO! Enjoy tha pic! PEACEEE

Hey man u still thinkin of doin the bleachers in the living room audience idea? I wanna get in on that!

Hey Tom,
Next Time you have a Tin foil night, you should invite this guy over, "The Duct Tape Bandit".
This guy tried to rob a store with his head wrapped in Duct tape.
Later man.
P.S. you should roll through Silverlake with your camera or go on the LA subway.
-Andre
Duct tape bandit Link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUB-90bCm6U
Have you ever seen the movie "A Clockwork Orange", It is a good movie, If you have not seen it you should. Can't wait for the show tonight.
P.S. Sorry if i double posted, it said ther was an error...
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