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When is The Tom Green Show going to be released onto a DVD set??? I've been waiting years to watch you screw with people anytime I want to...
I just have to say something.....What you have done over the past year is freaking amazing!!!! I am not kissing ass I am Just amazed at what you have done. That is why I volunteer my time here! This is the future! It started with you! You started the first Live call in show by land line and Now skype. As frustrating as skype can be sometimes it is ground breaking that you are taking Live calls live on the internet. I know you are a perfectionist and not having the show perfect makes you nuts but that is part of the show. It makes the show that it is not perfect and unscripted....I don't think you even see how amazing all of this is! The Future of your TV is you PC!!!!!!! (Or MAC if you have any common sense) I have had more fun with the web o vision this year then anything that is on TV!!!! I rarely watch TV any longer! I do not know but I really do believe it is the future and you are the pioneer! So Cheers to you Mr Tom Green! And Thank You!
It was so fucking funny when Franklin Ruehl was spitting.
Love The Mills stuff too, poor logan, but so fucking funny.
tom, did you take friday night off to obtain an iphone???
just wondering, brad
You need to check it up a bit. Check 1, Check 2, Check, Check, Check!

How come they always promote bigger and better in Texas?
Ever since your early days on the Tom Green Show on MTV, my brother an I would always tune into your show, and definately found everything you did to be hilarious. Your demenour, your attitude, and your genius public displays of comedy.
After that, I looked you up and noticed you were also a rapper. Since I'm really into hip hop, I noticed you have really good flow and some classic funny rhymes. Your voice sounds good with the beat. However if you were to write some serious songs I believe you would also come up with some really good shit. I don't think you should be limited to funny stuff, regardless what dooshbags would have to say about you. You've experienced a lot and I'm sure could put out a few serious rap songs.
Anyway, my friend saw your show in Calgary and said you were DOPE. Good shit man, keep it up
Mike Blaze
rules indeed. The moment he starts combing his hair was priceless. Hope he comes back soon. Carolla rules too. Hear this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4hacmvSPaI

Tom -
Just wanted to let you know that my favorite shows have been with Neil Hamburger, Jennifer Cambra, Leonard Mills and when you made coffee with that fancy machine you have in the kitchen. Though I haven't seen much of Jennifer lately. Anyway, your show has become a lifestyle! Thank you!
Hi man! I want to thank you for a great show! Dude, you are like one of the funniest people I've ever seen. So keep up! Just wanted to let you know that you have a viewer from Sweden. A couple of days ago I saw an episod, the one there you had a horse mask :D. Do you know where I can buy one of these masks :D??? hehe please send me your mask with an autograph. And yeah,I know my English sucks. Peace Tommy!

Dr. Ruehl is the greatest, he is most entertaining, you should call his show on the channel RUEHL'S RULES. Anyway get him back on soon. Some great Webovision would be if you could convince Dr.Franklin Ruehl to get a little tipsy, drunk or stoned perferably, on air, then watch him really freak out about the cosmos, Yetti's, 7-headed iguana's, etc. You can do it Tom, Ruehl likes you, convince him to catch a significant buzz on air. It will be really funny, guaranteed, watching Franklin doing shots or taking a nice pull from a fat doob. I'm already laughing about it. Also, please let him finish his sentences before cutting him off, not sure if you are doing schtick or what, but overall you two are very funny together, you have some kind of goofy chemistry that defies logic. Green and Ruehl defy all the rules of the cosmos.
Bob
Tom, will you paint my house like you painted your parents house a while ago. I wont sell your car.
:)

i wanted to show you this now that we can send pictures again! hope you like it !
-Max
William Shatner
He'd be the perfect guest. He's from Canada too. A lot of people er nerds would watch and best of all Tom... He's your fan mail box neighbor.
You're box # is 1178 and Shatner's is 1125. Go to his site william Shatner.com and see for yourself.

Hey tom, man I haven't been able to talk to you for a while! I think your screener thinks the name "Taiwan" is a joke... lol! Its ok, cause I do to! I'm on the imdb for your show, thats really cool! I am also glad to see you are back in talks with Leonard Mills! Thanx for putting up with him! It will be worth it in the long run! Oh yea, I just got a cannon GL2, its really sweet! You (or your people) gotta e-mail me back so we can talk about some some stuff to shoot! I got one idea and it takes place at the Apple stores (nationwide)! I'm telling you, you wanna hear this one!
Dr. Ruehl is the greatest. I have so many questions for him.. I look foward to seeing him back on the channel. LOL. "The point is Tom!" that was awesome
Tom, I love your new format and thank you for providing this Canadian in America with awesome entertainment... the Adam Corrola show was the best... his killer crowes idea is a winner and the airport incident asking to speak to the guy that does the commercial --- keep it up buddy // too bad for the Sens, hopefully they won’t lose Sugar Ray Emery (Boston may sign him as a RFA) ... John Paddock is to be announced as their new coach today (rumour has it)..blah blah blah .. Take off, eh!
Tom,
It's been a while since I've written -- but I've got one recommendation: Will you move those fuckin' books off your desk? Put a bookshelf in front of the desk and put 'em in it. It looks cluttered and bad. Do it, bitch!

Have you ever had Carrot Top as a guest?
Hey Hey Tom! I'm bummed that there's no show tonight since we got a special treat from Leonard last week! That's cool though cuz it's Friday night and we should probably be out and about, right? Thoroughly enjoyed the intrigueing show with Dr. Ruehl and his theories... I actually have a DVD called Down the Rabbithole or something like that which discusses quantum physics and time travel....very interesting subject matter! Looking forward to next week's lineup!
Hey Tom! I hope it's you that actually reads this! Anyway, I have been a fan of your shows for YEARS. Are the old shows ever going to be released? I would love to see them again. I'm getting tired of the same ol' youtube skits over and over! Also, I am new to skype and trying to get it figured out but it says you need to accept me. Please do so that I can call in! I hope everything is going great for you. Keep up the GREAT work, you are AWESOME!!
Hey Tom I really hope there is a show tonight. Any chance Leonard Mills could come by and host it tonight if you're not for it?
Thanks!
So glad you did a longer show with Dr. Rhehl. An hour never seems enough!! He is definatley one of my favourite guests, along with Neil Hamburger. I nearly fell off my chair with laughter when you hit him with that glass ball!!
First of all, Tom, I'd like to say that you are so far ahead of your time it's incredible. I'm willing to bet that within a couple years there will be DOZENS of shows exactly like TGL. It's just brilliant and too funny for words.
That aside, I'd like to say that last night's show with Dr. Ruehl had me laughing so hard I was in tears; particularly the Herbie Hancock reference. That had me laughing so hard my stomach was in pain.
Thank you for so many years of endless laughter!
whattup man ive been a fan for some years now and i no u got them verses lol would you like to come on the show some time?
get back at me we can do it all thru skype as i no u use that ish.
peace
krooked1
Yesterday's show was great and I hope you bring back Dr. Ruehl. I had two really good Q's for the doctor but I never got through. I guess I have to save them for later. By the way you were funny last night messing around with the Dr. but you gotta have more respect for man who holds a Ph.D in physics. I truly think that Dr. Ruehl is a really intelligent man who deserves great respect based on his achieved status. Keep up the great work and I hope you bring him back again.
THE RUEHL RULESSSSS YEAAAA
That say you should have been nice to Dr. Ruehl. The guy is fucking crazy and never shuts up. Last night was the most hilarious Dr. Ruehl episode yet, and I've seen all of them. Your expressions and comments were dead on. I was rolling.
Tom!!! This is true!!! Did you know that the United Arab Emigrates are building a tower called Burj Dubai --- which, when completed in 2009, will become the world's tallest free-standing structure, taking the record away from the CN Tower? It's being built by a Chicago architect. You should get him on your show and berate him. Or at least plan a eulogy for the CN Tower.
all joking aside, you should have kept a serious attitude throughout the show and maybe ask serious questions wether you believe in ghosts or things of that matter. I personally don't believe in ghosts but you should have been asking questions about that subject and all the other ones covered yesterday, instead of making stupid remarks and looking childish. i would like to see Dr. Ruehl host his on show there. Without the unecessary interruption.
Dont get me wrong, im a fan of yours but you were acting pretty stupid yesterday.

hey hey just wondering if youve ever been to Quadra island BC? its a really rad island between Vancouver island and the mainland of BC. ive lived here my whole life and sending you an invitation to come visit. we have quite possibly the best BC bud around, a wickid skatepark, forests,oceans, beer leauge baseball and everything else! i also blow glass and your in for a free lesson! taker easy and im going to try and get on skype one of your upcoming shows.and yes thats a big water wheel
Hey I have a hip-hop show on WMHW 91.5FM at Central Michigan Univeristy. I want to ask you if you could do a promo for me. Just say something like " this is tom green listening to jordan on 91.5" or whatever you want to say. Also, can I play some of your freestyles. Hit me back up.
Thanks,
Jordan Hicks

I was reading an article about Japanese bathrooms today (because I love random things) and I came across this which not only brought back memories, but also clued me into the features of these amazing fixtures.
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Such control can get downright anal. The more lux Japanese toilets come equipped with a "washlet" seat with James Bond-like gadgetry built-in: not just a bidet, but a bidet which can be adjusted Fore and Aft). The relative force of this cleansing spray can also be adjusted with the handy electronic display mounted beside the seat (high-end models come with wireless remotes - not to be confused with the one for the TV, thanks to helpful pictograms), and of course the temperature of the water can also be modulated to personal preference.
The seating is also designed for maximum comfort; the toilet seat is not just cushy, it's heated - and to your specifications, naturally.
Such luxury doesn't come cheap, but then what luxury does? A top-of-the- line Toto brand washlet will set you back about $700 for the basic model and about $1,200 for the deluxe version; you can visit the Web site at www.totousa.com to review the various models and features.
* They don't even mention the butt dryer! You should definitely get one of these babies and demonstrate.
I found a video on youtube that better describes the toliets functions. As a bonus, it has a little CGI demonstration that I know will be appreciated.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xEFE0RKzNAg
I see why you put gel in your hair-Dr. Ruehl is smart and handsome- is he single?
I think it would be interesting to send some cameras over to franklin’s house. I bet its pretty weird inside!

Bet sometimes you wish you could still do this. thanks for all these great shows Tom. Could you tell EZ Mike the gang wants an appearence? miss hip hop on the channel. You rock brother.
I am the one who asked Rachael to take off her glasses, leading to the first ever funny face segment. I believe I deserve some kind of shrine or reward in my honor.
Thank you,
Dusty
It always amazes me how much great stuff Dr. Franklin Ruehl has got prepared to talk about when he's on the show. Are there any plans for there to be a return of Mysteries from Beyond the Other Dominion on The Channel?
The mans clearly a genius, but also a total lunatic. Do you think it was weird when he wouldnt take off his glasses? there was a point then when you could have broken all boundaries and whipped them right off his strange face!

i got lots of compliments on it too

IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?
Why are you being such a dick to Ruehl?
Ahahaha, actually I think it's hilarious. I love you Tom, please marry me.

I parodied an iPhone commercial and posted it on my Deputy Blog, here's the address: http://one.revver.com/watch/316823/flv/affiliate/11871

Hey Tom,
I can set up a couple of guests for the channel. I can get Ricky Allman who was Phil of the Future on the Disney Channel. He is also Senator Joe Lieberman's nephew. He also has a rap group named WeBee Boyz. You should have them up with their agent Andrea Kelley. She is also an up and comming actress who is staring in 4 movies this year. Email me back if you want me to set it up.
they live in LA
her page is http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38201553
and the webee boyz page is http://webeeboys.raviv-ullman.com/
she is cute!
Just wanted to let you know I think you are awesome. Could you send me an email? I have a bet with my son. He said that you would never send an email. I just have to prove him wrong. Thanks so much!
You love these sicophants don't you,ha ha "you're awesome" etc.I'm jealous,i wish people said things like that to me.Although I would never wish to be famous,not in a million years.

Tom, that skype with Nadine was hilarious. "No you won't play that game Nadine, even if you were the first caller to talk about Herpes with us". Great! Keep up the good work man.
Mike
why the people of usa call them selfs americans? I`m from america too!! by the way how much will it cost me your beard?
It's getting really scary for me knowing that on the Channel Guide page it states, "No Show Tonight June 29th - 2007". I'm hoping Logan is in charge of that page and it's just a mistake, but if it's not a "Logan" then please take the time to explain why you think it's Fine and Dandy to rip, eat, and digest my still beating heart...MY STILL BEATING HEART!! p.s. I sent a picture of my toilet. It's called the Lickity Split.
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