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hi I screen print my own tshirts and wanted to send some for tom to wear! what is the address Id send it too? and what size?
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Thanks,
Jarred
You should do a mainstream movie, tv show or something. Your last one was what, "Stealing Harvard"? That was forever ago! A good way to promote yourself and the channel would be to do something that a lot of people will see. And what's this "Player's School" thing? Come on Tom, I wanna see you back on national television or a movie that I can see in theaters! Anything new developing?
Hey Tom, my name is Joe Arciuolo, and I got tickets this friday to see you at the improv in Pittsburgh, PA. I currently write for my school paper (community college of allegheny county) and I was hoping you would have 2 minutes to spend with me either before or after the show so I can ask you a couple questions for this article I am writing for our paper. I understand if you're unable to do this, but I would appreciate it if at the least you could email me back and in one or two sentences just talk about how it feels to be back on the road doing stand up which is obviously one of your favorite things to do, by giving back to fans and meeting them on a personal basis and in person, all the best man, I look forward to hearing back from you.
Hey tom, have you thought about hosting WWE raw for a night, that would be AMAZING! Take webovision behind the scenes of WWE and goof some of the wrestlers PLEASE!!!!
Hi Tom,
I'm part of a student group on campus at UCLA who is throwing a large-scale fundraiser whose proceeds will go to the Lance Armstrong Foundation. It's mainly comprised of a meatball-eating contest but we also want a more personal and educational touch to the event. We were looking for survivors to come give a testimonial about their experience in general. I was wondering if you would be interested in being our guest speaker? So many people would be excited to hear your story and it would draw so many people to our event. We could hopefully raise more proceeds for the Lance Armstrong Foundation! I hope you will consider it!! The event is February 22nd from 6-10pm at UCLA Ackerman Grand Ballroom.
All my best,
Erica Li
tom just checking if youre still comeing too pitsburgh shows been snowing thanks...
AWESOME
August 24, 2008 | 04:19 AM by gilbert marispini, prior lake ,MN
dude you are so damn funny man i've like worship your awesome ness man im 13 been watching your movies since 6 i plan on being a comedian but yeah keep it up ur fuckin funny peace iin the picture im wearing a blue jersey
Well im 15 now and still a huge fan Just thought i would let you know ive followed your career. not stalking you know.. I have two things to ask you. Ok one, do you really reply to these? because i remember the feeling i got when i saw the reply to my comment. and two. do you think you could email me? it would make my life. I hope to hear from you and well keeep being awesome man.
Hey,
I was just watching some shows from revision 3 on my Roku box. It'd be awesome if there was a way to get your show on it too.
I saw you last night & the show was great. You might remember me, I'm the guy in the audience w/ the red hair & glasses... I was 2 people from that real loud lady at your 1st show. (Sat nite in Houston.) just kidding about the "you might remember me part.".... anyway.... have you thought about saying something like: People don't realize that I was at a disadvantage when I married Drew Barrymore..... I went into the marriage w/ only 1 ball...... After 5 mo's of craziness I decided to take my ball & go home!.... while I still had it.....
Hey Tom,
Check this out, my new music video! Filmed completely in 16mm, hand developed and edited! You filmed Prankstar in 16mm, right? I think I remember you saying that somewhere. Anyway, here it is! Hope you like it.
-Max
17 YEAR OLD MARY JANE AJODAH DONATED AN INSPIRED MUSIC VIDEO TO GREENPEACE ,CONCERNING ILLEGAL WHALING. I HOPE YOU WILL TALK TO ME ABOUT AIRING IT ON YOUR SHOW. THANK YOU, HER MOTHER, MARY SUE AJODAH
Your black leather hat is the shit! That Adult mall looked like the perfect place to skate. Plenty of room and no people. And boobies.
Tom,
Hey man..came to the show in Houston on Friday and caught the 10:30 show. I was right by the stage and you took my Freddy Got Fingered dvd and showed it to everyone in the audience and then you knelt down like 4 feet away from me and looked me dead in the eyes and sang X-Ray cat..that was AWESOME and I"ll never forget that. You're one of my favorite celebrities and I always laugh at the stuff you do. I know atleast once or twice a week I'll talk about the "Daddy would you like some sausage?" scene or you giving Betty Jewels..lmao. It was a great show..I enjoyed it very much and thank you for being so nice and taking a pic with me and signing my dvd and shirt I got from you. Awesome shirt by the way..I want to wear it but if I wear it then I"ll have to wash it and yours and Sean's signatures will come off..so I'll just buy another one from you sometime. Thank you again Tom..YOU'RE THE MAN!!!!!!!
Darryl
Tom,
I was at the 10:30 show on Friday in Houston at the Improv. Great show man..I'll never forget it. You got my Freddy Got Fingered dvd from me and showed the crowd and then you bent down right in front of me and stared at me and sang X-Ray cat..that was AWESOME!!!! I"m a long time fan of yours and love all your work. Thank you for taking a pic with me and signing my dvd and my shirt. You are the man!!!! Sean is awesome as well..glad I got to hear his stuff. Check out my Myspace if you have a chance..got alot of cool photos on there of me dressed up in cool costumes and whatnot and my display pic is the pic you took with me...so leave a cooment that would be awesome. Thanks again man..had a great time..been telling all my friends how awesome your show was and meeting you was all day. :)
Darryl
Had sooo much fun at your show! Thanks again doe posing with ur crazy fans!! lol :)
Tom I am trying to setup live streaming on since you have it working and I like your website , I figure I would ask what equipment do you use . what type of cameras and how many do you use ? Do you use a video mixer and how do you send your live streaming to Bitgravity .any help would be appriciated. I like you website design
Hey Man,
Saw your show at the Improv and shook your hand. Thanks for coming out to make us laugh. I really appreciated your topics. I can tell you feel strongly about a lot of those things, and I share most of those thoughts. I hope the standup gigs take you to new heights. Although I've been a long-time fan, I've got a new respect for you after seeing your live show and meeting you in person.
Keep it up! Some of us out here really hear you!
RE: Seed “Peace Packages
Att: Tom Green
Planting the Seeds of Peace is an innovative educational program designed to teach compassion, hope, and a love of gardening to school-aged children around the world. It begins with primary school students in Canada sending seed “peace packages” to children in areas experiencing unrest, and ends in the hope that a small act can inspire a child, no matter where he or she lives, to reach out to the world with kindness instead of anger or despair. Both literally and figuratively, we hope to plant the seeds of peace in the impressionable generations that are our hope for tomorrow.
I work as an Educational Assistant at Winchester Public School, Ontario, Canada. I am passionate about educating students across North America about the benefits of gardening. I have made this a life-time hobby through my foundation, which, is called, The Garden Foundation. In my foundation, I created a program called Project Greenman, “Agents for Change”. I began this program to make people of all ages aware of issues affecting the environment and how we can all make a difference. Planting seeds and growing plants represents the continuation of life; a rebirth of our world and promise for tomorrow. Sharing seeds with one another symbolizes the growth of connections and friendships we have with others.
Younger generation in schools will reach the most impressionable and create many memorable moments for students and teachable moments for their teachers. Sending seed packets around the world, displaying a peace symbol, as well as, using appropriate language scripts, would assist in promoting our message of peace.
Wouldn’t it be great to reach schools in Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran and North Korea and other countries of the world as well as United States, and Canada?
In a way, the Planting the Seeds of Peace project is a little like you offering your talent to the world: both initiatives involve extending yourself in the spirit of sharing. Unfortunately, in order to make this endeavour successful, I need help from someone willing to lend their public profile to the project. Specifically, I am hoping to find role models with energy for life like yours who is willing to support this program by:
· Usage of name – allowing your name to be put forward as Ambassador for Seeds for Peace.( Perhaps a direct quote from you to support this program)
· mention this program on your website, so the students can view his message of support.
· Public Appearances – Visit a local school to offer support of this program, passing out the seed packets.
· Distributing –handing out the seed packets to family, friends, and fans.
· Media attention- radio, newspaper publications, television interviews about his involvement with the program (I would arrange at your convenience)
The project would not official start until late April....growing season!
Would you like to be a part of this endeavour? You have so much to offer this next generation.
To find out more about the work I’ve done in the past with my foundation, please go to www.projectgreenman.com or google (jeff arsenault seeds) to find more info!
Thank you for your time and consideration for this innovative undertaking!
All the best to you and your family.
P.S Celebrities from all over the world are joining!
Jeff Arsenault
Winchester Public School
Jeff.arsenault@ucdsb.on.ca
School 613-774-2607
Home 613-543-3960
Hey TOM,
ur one of the sickest celebraties i heared ur free style man u fuckin rock...!!! u got to make a rap album man make one..! u got all the shit man... u could be the next Eminem..! lets proove black people wrong that white boys cat rap..! only people like u cant change it..! JUST FUCKIN DO IT MAN ON UR FREE TIME..!! u never knw..! u dont to take it as a carrer but as ur time pass..!! JUS FUCKIN DO IT MAN u got all te illest lyrics too
UR A NATURAL BORN HIT MAN Believe me..!! Trust me
Please tell me contact information to book upcoming shows. There is no contact information on the website. Thanks.
Great show you and Sean did last night. I hope you wake up and go to Nasa and make some viral videos for the site and show. Go to spacecenter.org. Tom with the tram mic telling tourists that's where they are experimenting with nuclear weaponry. Or Tom in the mock space shuttle cock pit. There is a Video with a Q and A with a Nasa person. Since going to the moon budget was very recently killed by Obama and those local Nasa folks are sad you may have to moon them or do something moon oriented. Not far from Nasa is the Kemah boardwalk (about 5 minutes away). And yes, Clint Black is an asshole. He was rude pissed of early band members as I know one of them. Perhaps his family relationship is better than it used to be when I was around his family. Maybe it was his pot smoking on the Hwy. 6 levy that gave him a weird reaction like you had to pot Tom. Let me know if Sean gets the whole audience to a topless bar tonight as I will have to tell my wife it's official Houston Tom Green Fan Club business. Of course I will have to come in my Slutmobile!
Hey Tom
It's Keith Reza from the Irvine Improv (Norm's Friend)
How are you doing buddy? I just saw you are doing stand-up tour SWEET! I also notice youre doing Brea. I live right there man, I was wondering if you have an opener, cause if not I was wondering if you could consider me, I love stand up, and I need the credits on opening up for people, also I can bring people, and will do it for free no problemo. If you could please respond and let me know if its possible that would be greatly appretated, either way I saw see you on March 11th buddy.
Thank you so much
Keith Reza
I am a 34 year old guy from near Pittsburgh PA and this is the first time I've written a fan letter to anyone. Coincidentally, "Dust Pan" just came up in my iTunes playlist. Laundry basket! Anyway, my name is Brice Kennedy and I'm the host of the former public access (and soon-to-be YouTube-based) comedic variety talk show television programme "The Brice Kennedy Show". This is thanks to you.
When I first watched your show on the Music Television back in '99, I became inspired to do what I too had always wanted to do - have my own TV show. After all, here was this crazy guy who also lived in HIS parents' basement (I moved out at 28 myself) and he's doing what he wanted to do so why not? I was going through a tough time and when I found your show it quite literally changed my life. Hokey and clichéd as that no doubt sounds, it's true. From then on, I was obsessed with two things: getting my fill of the funniest inane shit I'd ever seen and launching my own show. It's crazy... before watching your show, I'd never identified with anyone else's sense of humor so acutely... and I had plenty of weirdo friends. I've since gotten involved in acting and filmmaking with a few direct-to-video indie horror films that got some national exposure and did some other projects to feed the creative urges.
So the reason I'm writing you now is because I just found out about your show next Saturday (2/13) at The Improv in Pittsburgh and I'll be there to catch your act. Tom, I would absolutely be honored if I could meet you at some point. There are only two or three personalities I've ever seriously wanted to meet and you're at the top of that short list. To be quite honest, you are my biggest comedic influence (topping Kaufman, Cosby, Seinfeld, Carlin). As one fellow oddball performer to another, I cannot express how much it would mean to me to meet you!
Two Other Fantastic Reasons To Meet Me (if you require them):
Fantastic Reason #1: In 2002 or so, your buddy Phil Giroux was auctioning one of his original masterpiece paintings on eBay: "MTV Is #1". I won the auction and it now hangs proudly in my office/edit bay. I've gotta admit it that getting something mailed from your co-star Phil's house to mine was pretty rad.
Fantastic Reason #2: I shared a few scenes with your "Road Trip" co-star, Mia Amber Davis in the b-movie "Holla! If I Kill You". The movie was crappy but that was neat. Reason #1 was intentional but Reason #2 was a very cool coincidence. Just wanted to point that out in case this is coming off as more stalker than fanboy.
Yeah, anyway, sorry to be long-winded. I'm stoked about seeing your stand-up act... great idea. Thank you a thousand times over for your inspiration, Tom!
Take care...
Brice Kennedy
www.bricekennedy.com
www.facebook.com/bricekennedy
www.youtube.com/bricekennedy
www.imdb.com/name/nm0447941
I am a 34 year old guy from near Pittsburgh PA and this is the first time I've written a fan letter to anyone. Coincidentally, "Dust Pan" just came up in my iTunes playlist. Laundry basket! Anyway, my name is Brice Kennedy and I'm the host of the former public access (and soon-to-be YouTube-based) comedic variety talk show television programme "The Brice Kennedy Show". This is thanks to you.
When I first watched your show on the Music Television back in '99, I became inspired to do what I too had always wanted to do - have my own TV show. After all, here was this crazy guy who also lived in HIS parents' basement (I moved out at 28 myself) and he's doing what he wanted to do so why not? I was going through a tough time and when I found your show it quite literally changed my life. Hokey and clichéd as that no doubt sounds, it's true. From then on, I was obsessed with two things: getting my fill of the funniest inane shit I'd ever seen and launching my own show. It's crazy... before watching your show, I'd never identified with anyone else's sense of humor so acutely... and I had plenty of weirdo friends. I've since gotten involved in acting and filmmaking with a few direct-to-video indie horror films that got some national exposure and did some other projects to feed the creative urges.
So the reason I'm writing you now is because I just found out about your show next Saturday (2/13) at The Improv in Pittsburgh and I'll be there to catch your act. Tom, I would absolutely be honored if I could meet you at some point. There are only two or three personalities I've ever seriously wanted to meet and you're at the top of that short list. To be quite honest, you are my biggest comedic influence (topping Kaufman, Cosby, Seinfeld, Carlin). As one fellow oddball performer to another, I cannot express how much it would mean to me to meet you!
Two Other Fantastic Reasons To Meet Me (if you require them):
Fantastic Reason #1: In 2002 or so, your buddy Phil Giroux was auctioning one of his original masterpiece paintings on eBay: "MTV Is #1". I won the auction and it now hangs proudly in my office/edit bay. I've gotta admit it that getting something mailed from your co-star Phil's house to mine was pretty rad.
Fantastic Reason #2: I shared a few scenes with your "Road Trip" co-star, Mia Amber Davis in the b-movie "Holla! If I Kill You". The movie was crappy but that was neat. Reason #1 was intentional but Reason #2 was a very cool coincidence. Just wanted to point that out in case this is coming off as more stalker than fanboy.
Yeah, anyway, sorry to be long-winded. I'm stoked about seeing your stand-up act... great idea. Thank you a thousand times over for your inspiration, Tom!
Take care...
Brice Kennedy
www.bricekennedy.com
www.facebook.com/bricekennedy
www.youtube.com/bricekennedy
www.imdb.com/name/nm0447941
Hey man I brought 3 other friends to the stand up and you did an excellent job, so did your side kick. I Bought a t-shirt and got it signed which was awesome. I'm the guy that was in the very front of th diner, talking about the galleria. And I said somthing about only watching the channel on Tuesdays. You recognized me after we all took pictures and questioned me ahah. In about 3 days, I will post my picture that we all took together,. ( I made 3 other friends go wtih me to support the channel, they do not regreat it at all.)and maybe we can keep in contact, well you made our decade buddy, I hope and know this
wehn I submit a comment you system don't e-mail me right away to promise to get back to me it would be nice if it did I would have more confidence I'm not being ifnored
Great show in Houston tonight. It was really great of him to stick around between shows to take pics.
Hi you have a quality problem with your video
editing.
I don't know which show it is because your site doesn't tell me which show I'm watching!!!! It just started playing when I went to the site and clicked on "Tom Green's House Tonight"
On the screen behind TOM GREEN it has some words on that screen. The last word is TONIGHT in BIG WHITE LETTERS and this word is visible in both of the camera angles you are switching between.
Notice how when you switch between cameras, the TONIGHT does not move enough because it has no depth and it stands out on the video too much. This results in a jump cut... it violates the 30 degree rule.
It's really annoying to watch the show with that going on. otherwise it's great! Please be aware of this in your future shows!
see this article for discussion of this problem:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_degree_rule
Thank you!
hey when I full screen the show the aspect ratio is off and it's all you know weird looking can you fix that
Dear Mr. Green,
You have been an inspiration to me and my pet elephant Tiny throughout the years. Recently Tiny was telling me about an interview you did for vanityfair.com. He said that you profess that your style of humor has changed since your earlier works, perhaps that it has even 'evolved.'
Well it occurred to me that just as many people don't believe that the grace and sophistication of Homo sapiens could possibly have evolved from, you know, poo-flinging monkeys, likewise there are no doubt many people in your potential target demographic for whom it may simply never occur that the grace and sophistication of, say, a poo-flinging monkey, could ever evolve from Tom Green.
Indeed, the difficulty inherent in this branding conundrum occurred to me as I was typing out a screed on an Internet Message Board and I found myself using the phrase "Tom Greenish Humor" to refer not to you, but to that style of humor which you pioneered and brought to the masses. I fear that this narrow meaning of the brand name of "Tom Green" is indelibly etched in the vocabulary of our culture for years to come. It may not be possible to re-purpose this brand name to represent the newer different and more evolved you.
Furthermore, there is the problem of dilution of this brand name. As Tiny points out to me, you really had a corner on the market of mainstream um... you know.. stuff like the stuff you did. To have a corner on the market can be good for a brand name, but, it can also be bad in that it tends to render the brand name generic... Just as "Scotch Tape" no longer refers exclusively to a particular brand of tape, "Tom Green" doesn't necessarily refer exclusively to a particular comedian's work, and again, as I said, when it does refer to you, it tends to refer to your past work, not your present work.
So here's my advice. Change your name. Rebrand yourself. Involve your audience. Ask them to help find a new name for you. Hopefully the public can understand that this is not just a publicity stunt, but rather that this is something that you need to do, not just for yourself, but for your fans, so that we can share our evolved love of you with our friends and families without conjuring the monopoly your name has established in the poo-flinging arena.
I understand that it must be a difficult thing for you to contemplate, as a name is a deeply personal sort of thing, and yes I do realize that there are possible dangerous psychological side effects that can arise from a change of name, but I ask you to nonetheless give this serious consideration, and by all means take any precautions as may be necessary, such as retaining a psychiatrist, and having a camera crew follow you around to document the entire process... -- and hey, look on the bright side -- even if it turns out to be a complete flop, you can still burn it onto a DVD and sell it as a 'marketing instructional video' to business schools.
Thank you for your kind attention to my letter.
-Elliot Smith
P.S. - Tiny says hi.
Sorry my last messaged posted a few times. I was trying to upload the picture with it and it was too big and it kept submitting what I said. Anyways thinking about coming to the St Loius show next month. There is over 100 free things to do in St Louis! The budweiser tour, the arch museum, the zoo, and there is an art museum. Hope to get to meet you again! Its a 5 hour drive from where I live.
I don't know if anyone has asked you this but if you haven't heard of the Rock Band Network it's a thing that the company that makes Rock Band is doing that allows anyone with the rights to a song to submit it for play in the game. I wanted to know if you would be interested in submitting the Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish). The artist gets 33% of the sale and tracks can be sold from free to $3. I love the song and have since I first saw the episode of your show that featured it. I don't know if you would have the rights or MTV would but I figured I'd come here first because you are the man.
Tom,
I was just wondering if you have any upcoming shows coming to Dallas or Ft. Worth? Have been a long time fan, and would hate to miss it... Keep doing what your doing...
Hey tom, Ha Ha! (this is awesome.) Ive been a fan for years. I just wanted to tell you how much I respect the way you've used the most ground roots form of media to get your message out there. From college radio, to public access television, and reality T.V. to your online talk show. Youve rocked them all.
I can't tell you how excited and proud I am of you for getting into stand up. Your a man of many talents. And I cant wait to see what youve got up your sleeve for us next.
Anyway buddy I would consider it a huge honor if you checked out my online comic. Its a little "low brow" but lets face it the best comedy always is. Its updated once a week. and it seems like a perfect fit for your fan base
http://themidgetandme.blogspot.com/
I hate to be like your mailman, "cause even that dude tries to slip you the scripts!"
But you cant blame a guy for tryin.
could you put a clip of it on your website ?
I canceled at 11pm on the 4th of feb, my renewal was on the 5th so please dont bill me
Tom. FANTASTIC TOUR VIDEO. I LOVE all the candid material. The times with Detail, the Zanies alum, the hockey game, the adult book store. Great. It kind of reminds me of off-beat moives like Up in the Air. You are bringing your audience into another world. Great Stuff. Thanks.
had a blast in nashville, had to show you this pic! Thanks for hangin out. A little bird said they heard you were doing another tv show. Cheers!
Adam
Tom,
remember......
if you're up on stage
and you suddenly forget
all of your material.....
just start recycling
some old redneck jokes
by Jeff Foxworthy!
I like peas, Tom please email me if you eat any peas please.
when do you do your webcasts.
and I also think your early exsposers and older stuff is great.
Just met Tom before he does an interview on the CW39 News here in Houston. Such a nice guy. Go see him at the Improv!
Hey Tom, hope things are well. Nice play by play on the hockey game. You remind me of a young Rod Black! ;)
Holy Mary, you are one tall mother...if I stood beside you I bet I could lick your belly button just by stickin out my tongue...one tall mother of a you are...wouldn't have to bend over or stand on a chair, belly button, right there in ma face...lickin it...me...ever find anything good in there? like bacon crumbs?
Have you ever seen the worlds bigest nome. Well come along with Derek and see it for yourself.
Here's the rest of my Louisville footage.
See Tom interacting with fans, talking about KY bourbon, and even some bowling!
It was a helluva time! Thanks, Tom.
Hey Tom,
I just purchased tickets to your Sydney show @ the Enmore Theatre for Friday April 17th , got second row seats!!! im fucking amped man & can't wait to see your show!
http://www.tomgreen.com/tour/
Your the man my man man. Louisville's a ALRIGHT BUT half of em still don't consider us a part of the state so funk em. I would have loved to see you more than anything but legalities my Tom boy. I know you'll give the Cincinnati metro something eventually. Eddie Griffens are fine and Rob Schneiders are fine but you have to do it to it my Tom boy.n For you are the man that made all real men feel they aren't alone. Manly men.
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