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T.V. FUCKIN SUCKS HAIRY BEANBAGS!!! It's terrible oh my god I can't stand it holy shit I can't take it I'm watching The Wizard of Oz on some fuckin channel and the only thing good about TV is that occasionally you can catch a good comic on Comedy Central and other than that it sucks and if I ever see it I'll leave it where I fuckin find it I hate it AHHHHH whats the fuckin point really 300 fuckin channels and there aint shit on what the fuck holy shit FUCK SHITFUCK SHIT!!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I gues I'm off to see the fuckin wizard the wonderful wizard of oz holy fuck pass the pipe.
Tom Green, you frisky dingo you! Keep up the gonzo-esq comedy work. The show is gaining more of fanbase than ever. You've got flow, as well as a fan out here in New Jersey!
The music reminded me of a day inside a beautiful lake of honey, but not honey that sticks to you. Just nice, tasty, refreshing honey. Cold honey on a really hot day.
Honey that doesn't attract insects, or dry out. And when you get out, it flows right off of you, even BETTER than water. But water doesn't taste like this, no. Beach water doesn't taste good at all, but this imaginary beautiful day honey does.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
It was great. it made me remember when I quit smoking last year and tried to replace smoking with drinking and drawing. I drew a exagerated drawing of me wanting a cig. THen I drew a picture for my boy friend it was a love monster. It is smashing pumpkins, it has a nine inch nail in his hair and it's butt is a face that spits fire.
AFter I drew that I attempted to draw a picture of you. hopefully this picture uploads to the message because the last time I tried to send a pic it didn't work. it's 21.2 kb I got my fingers crossed
Jon Lajoie
Happy Canada day Tom!
Not sure if you know about Jon lajoie from Montreal, I think hes now in LA as well, heres a video! Cheers. Remember, Breath....
Is it just you looking at the computer reading the mail or does somebody read it to you while you are drinking red whine sitting on the couch?
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There we go. ;-)
By request of the Count, can you post this?
Thanks,
Dustin
love them drawing shows nice and relaxing
respect tom
nice to see annie is well
- "I don´t think I need to say anything really.." (The Martial Art bit)
Well, ok, I do. - . The silence is included in any language. But holy crap man.
Proudness is what I felt when I saw it. IT. Sorry to hear about Annie man, but it is as it
is, for all of us. Hope it gets better for her. Oh, crap, I´m so bad at this.. Look, the
first half is for it, the other half isen´t. Have no idea what Leonard was talking about,
but icelandish remindes of swedish. I now understand the greatness of Mr McMahon, & the
tube-site looks nice.
-"Honored, I´m sure".
Hey Tom glas to see Annies well, just wondering with the new partners will there still be a subscription service? I miss the videos as i cannot afford that stuff - i'm just a simple English student :(
Would you please explain the history of the joke you seem to have with the Garageband loops. I laugh with the repetition, but is it really funny? Am I going crazy?
AND I INTEND TO DO ABSOLUTLY NOTHING ABOUT IT!...THE OLD MAN IS MY POPS!
Well, I'm a man of my word I'll sign up soon!
;)
P.S You going on a Road Trip soon? Be sure to hit up Dallas!!!
hey tom ,just a couple of requests, 1 when u have a technical problem or prank call, freaking out is totally cool but dont fucking explain it every single time, 2 when u have a guest on the show it ALLWAYS seems like ur interrupting them, and when they have a thought u dont even let them elaborate on it... this is my only problem other than that this is the shit, laters
Hey Tom,
I had to cancel your newsletter. My speakers and sound card are gone and I won't be getting, a new sound card and speakers until I don't know when. Anyway, I was reading your blog about what to expect in your 40's Well it gets worse. I was listening to this guy on PBS and he said walking a treadmill (he was a brain expert) and that kind of exercise is boring to keep your mind active learn dance steps, as weak as that sounds and do things to challenge your brain, like crosswords or shit you don't usaully do. Smoking isn't good for the brain, neither is pain pills, booze, tranquillizes, you know all the fun stuff. If you want to check this guy out his name is Dr. Daniel Amen. He's watched thousands of brain scans and was trying to pimp his videos and book on pbs for 365.00 but the information he did give during the 2 hours was pretty informative. So think of taking up dancing. Hey maybe you could go on dancing with the stars!!! I saw parts of you on celebrity apprentice, I liked it when that Annie was bitching at you that Joan called her Hitler and you told her it was just a joke. I quit watching once you got the boot. But watched the finale. Well you have my email, if you need support just to have more people signed up then you can keep me signed up. I want you to succeed at whatever you do. But right now as I said I can't watch the vidoes so no point in hanging about when I can't hear anything. Don't post this on the comment page, if you don't mind. Rock on Brother. I wish you the best all ways.
Hey TG, any chance of getting a FACEBOOK link in your 'Spread the word' are on the homepage?ROCK ON!!
check out this video. it's from the #1 most subscribed channel in canada - youtube. it's called "Michael Jackson Is Dead" and essentially rips into people who now worship MJ after previously ripping him apart..
I reallly think you'll like it.. controversial :)
Hey Tom, I just wanna see how much you love your fans. So I've decided that if you send me back an Email with something funny on it, I will subscribe to the Channel.
Thanks tom!
tom are you gonna have a 4 of july party at the channel.
tom the numbers are growing at the you tube channel. it is up to 240 people iam sue it will get bigger in time. keep pushing foward.
heres a picture of Jake from one dog lover to another lol
k that sounded a litter strange, but anyways get well soon annie
cheers tom
subscribed to your youtube channel. you did a tremendous job on the new tom green show, and it absolutely kills fallon's show. y ou only did it for like 3 months and you were good to START. wow.. i love that best of tg clip
A channel streamed "Bob the butler" yesterday.
I loved the music "my name is Bob" (the ending).
Do you know where i can find it?
You draw nice but
it's fucking stuppid and fucking boring to watch!!.
Why not go on the street anymore and fuck with people thats cool!!
bye
Oh yeah, i know its not in the states, thats our final destination probably. Im a bit of a Rodeo fan. Things are good here, Bruno (Sasha Baron Cohen) was here this week promoting his movie, funny man. Also Tom cruise flew into town, not a real funny man. I Went bush walking the other day and got lost for an hour, but followed a creek back upstream until i found my way. A bit like Man Vs. Wild.
LOL CHEWBACKA HAD A WIFE, AND a son named LUMPY!! And a Dad ... ICHY??? Where's the Beaver ? They forgot the Beave. Nope didn't know THAT, I had no idea. Had heard of the Holiday special, but I thought it was just the pilot of the cartoon 'Droids', which I though was totally radical when I was a kid. Remember the Ewok movies? I loved those too, haven't seen 'em since I was like 8 years old...
The affiliate marketing thing - whatever works man. I suppose there might be a few who are turned of by that sort of thing, but it's a standard thing with big sites. I've got nothing against seeing banner adds on the site either. Pop up (or especially pop under) adds going off like mad suck.
Would you be interested in some banner adds and buttons for TG.com that your fans could post on their blogs and web pages? I might (or might not 'cuz I'm a lazy bastard) make some just for the heck of it and post a link to 'em here. If you like 'em you can have 'em. Ditto for anyone else.
@Pidge from England: that sewer creature thing is messed up man. I'd seen that vid a few days ago, .I wonder if it's CGI? If it is it's well done.
On the subject of the strange, I had posted a vid of a strange UFO with like twelve arms a while back... It was a hot air balloon:
http://forgetomori.com/2008/ufos/spiky-ufo-in-brazil-no-ufo-to-brazilians/
Hope you and your dogs had a swell Canada day.
Hello Tom,
Please see if you can get Alice Cooper as a guest on The Channel. He is a fun, down to earth guy who enjoys being interviewed. He also has the best stories of life on the road as a rock star. Having Alice Cooper on your show will be will be unforgettable.
Cheers,
Zachary Buckler
hey Tom, how are ya? crazy time on entertainment with Michael Jackson dying. Did you see this video about Jeff Goldblum?
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/220019/june-29-2009/jeff-goldblum-will-be-missed
Pretty funny. Might be heading over to the states next year with my mate Turbo, ending up at the Calgary Stampede. have you ever been?
you really are such a doll. thank you for everything you do. sending good thoughts. XOXOX
hey tom, absolutely LOVE the drawing idea, keep it up, very different and nice/relaxing, plus youre not a bad artist! keep it up
hey man, stop rubbing your dog and answer your phone buddy! there is another human that feels the need to communicate with you. I'm not sure if it's a live stream, when you read this you know the date, but your live stream shows you with steve/anne and you are rubbing him/her, on a wireless landline phone. holler at me man. i don't know if this goes on your actual site, so i'm not leaving the number, but i have sent you e-mails in the past. big fan of yours.
Kudos from the sunshine state.
Dear Tom,
I am gay, and I love you but not because I want you, but because you are a beautiful dog loving boy like wonderkind.
I just can watch you and your dogs on the couch and that's enough, Tom.
Share the Pheno Barbitol. Dont mix with Whiske.
Super Mushroom Bros.
were is the sound
Hey man, I'm looking for some of your music but can't seem to find any. You got some sick flow that makes me want to listen to more and more.
If you could just tell me where to buy some of your stuff it would be much appreciated.
Thanks,
Dan
Watching a dog have a seizure is sad. I watched my dog go through several of them before I figured out the cause. The dog became allergic to something. The dog loved table scraps, not sure if your dog eats them, but that was the problem. Maybe the spices in cooked food or sauces like onions, garlic, tomato etc.
I read about food allergies on the Internet and never expected something that simple could cause it, but it did. It was hard to stop giving the dog treats, but it is for the good. One day a kernel of flavored popcorn dropped on the floor and was quickly eaten by the dog. Sure enough an hour or so later the dog was experiencing a seizure.
I HATE INSTANT OATMEAL.
Awesome! Really glad you're doing a YouTube channel. I mean, stoked as hell. There's a great possible crossover for content given the existence of The Channel.
I mean, if you put forward the effort to make one produced, full-on comedy piece a week, premiered it on TGHT then put it on your YT channel with an endplate pimping the show, you'd have users from both sites crossing over. Both would be revenue sources and advertisements for your "brand."
Being that you have a large indie site here, you're really in a unique position. I'm excited, it's going to be very cool.
...rob schneider sings like elvis!
Hey tom here is some fashion advice i notice you wear the blue check shirt alot that actually is totally in fashion at the moment. But what you gotta do is roll the sleeves up to your elbow thats what all the cool in fashion types are doing. I better see you do this next video. Cheers tom!
Actor Karl Malden, "Streets of San Francisco", died at age 97. That's old.
~Jesse~
Welcome to The Channel! It is about time that Tom spend some of that cash he is hording from the memberships. Keep Hal in-line and kick some butt! Excited to see the fruits of your labor in the coming months!! Cheers.
It was a really smart show and fun watching you guys in action last night behind the scenes.Which got me thinking... I know you want people to sign up for the membership and you love the commercial from the 70's (two friends and so on and so on). I think the channel should have a Affiliate Program in time for back to school where you give each person that requests to sell for the channel a unique promotional code. When a new subscriber joins and enters the code, the seller gets an additional month to her/his account and you have an additional member. I know you guys are smart and probably thought of this months ago but I worked in a affiliate programs in the past and its the best grass roots way to double then double then double the business :) Let me know if you need any help Tom!
Have a great show tonight!
ive just looked at the video below, realisaing that someone else john has beaten me to this but since i went to all the effort ill do it anyway.
Hi Tom,
Long time viewer, first time emailer. As the subject boasts, yes I did win the grand prize on your "Go For the Green" gameshow, but I have a specific inquiry. I'm trying to setup a similar skype phone bank that you have on your show. Care to point me in the proper direction?
Do you like Poutine?I bet that keeps the cold out.
A Cananda Day Special would be cool. Its fun to learn about different people and cultures. Like the hocky superstar Guy Lafleur.
Really Spooky !
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