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howdy, tom!Just wanted to say how much i've enjoyed watching some of you're old Tom Green Show episodes on the web site.Can't believe some of those were back in 1996.Just wanted to ask if you were planning on making another motion picture?I had a straight laced friend of mine watch "Freddy Got Fingered"and told him that it had won a bunch of academy awards.He didn't seem to beleive me.Funny just to see the look on his face!Love youre new show!!Take care!!!

Hey Tom, I haven't written in for a while, but I still visit the site about 15 times a day checking for updates. Anyway, I spent the latter half of last night re-watching my Freddy Got Fingered DVD for the millionth time, including your commentary. After hearing you talk about the crap critics gave you I went on the internet and found some reviews from early screenings- this made me so angry. These people clearly don't get it, this movie is not for them. Reading their reviews is like reading a review of Citizen Kane done by a toddler. It just doesn't make sense, these people are incapable of getting it. Anyway, just wanted to remind you again how great you are, and how many people LOVE Freddy Got Fingered. Can't wait for Prankstar.
Happy Mothers Day. Make sure to get your mom something nice today.
tom,
for some reason the videos on your site won't load in my browser. i can get the live feed, but not any of the archived ones. when i click on them, the little red TV icon shows for a second, then it goes away and nothing happens. i am using IE7. do you know what i can do? i want to see your interview with $hort Dog!
thanks and your show rules,
gary
That this live stream of your isn't just a picture! Come say hello or put Rex Murphy in front of it for our viewing pleasure! Lets see some movement on the stream Tom!
This guys an idiot. Coloumbs law of charges states like charges repel and OPPOSITE charges attract.
What kind of education in atomic theory has this knob got?

Hey Tom, my friends and I at Wooden Steel Productions have started what we hope will be a huge nationwide project soon called "Skittin Across America". We will be taking a nationwide road trip in Mid July-Early August and meeting up with big name sketch comedy groups, actors and comedians and making a huge documentary DVD out of the whole trip with all the proceeds going to the Make a Wish Foundation. We would love to meet up with you in Cali if at all possible! Throw me an email bro if this is something that could be possible

When are you gonna do the next road trip? Are you ever going to Mexico. I know spanish really well and I could be your translator. Here is a sample: Tomas Verde es un chingon de chingones y las viejas se decasen por el.
P.S. It is time to meelk the cow! Remember that mexican bit you did? That was funny,
can you add me on myspace i am unable to add you as when i try to add you it goes to the main myspace page http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=348520505
many thanks steve

Updated needed on Rick Fitzgibbons please. Did contract negotiations break down with him and the channel? Late Night with Rick Fitzgibbons looked like a real winner. Thanks in advance.
I think this trip is the smartest thing you have ever done. The person that suggested it should get a "pat on the back". I cannot wait till it is broadcast in its entirety.As for the negetive comments you have received all i can say is "Full speed ahead and damm the torpedoes". Best of luck, Gerrald.
Hi Tom.
Dude U are a kindred spirit. No BS.
I have a hell of a lot of articulation I could go into to dialoge and interface....... blah blah blah......
what can i say? Carry On Bro!
Call me some time if you like and we can discuss some WACKYMADNESS.
408-718-xxxx
love to here from u anytime bro.
take care
Dean Shafer (from Los Gatos)
Hey Tom, I heard you were known to answer fans back on this site. I've been a huge fan since your early days on MTV and I would sneek down to watch your show after my parents went to bed. I'm current;y stationed in Baghdad, Iraq andwould really appreciate an e-mail back.
Come to Las Vegas! While you're at it, stop by the beautiful UNLV campus and say hello!
-Chad
I just wanted to let you know that if i was doing what you did i'd be going crazy.
hey tom. when are you going to break the world record of broadcasting live the longest.? im stoked to see that! igothandsanatizeronmyfeet
Hey Tom see if you can book Suicidal Tendencies the y kick ass and you being a skater im sure you are too that would be cool and ihave list of cool guest suggestions marilyn manson , eminem, glenn danzig, jerry only,johnny rotten,billy corgin,mastodon,scott ian, everlast,ozzy ozbourne,slipknot,Tara Banks, wayne static,kiss,dave groul,green day,axle rose,black label society... i know this is probably too far fetched but oh well.......later wayne
Hey..My husband Andrew was going to get a tattoo of the banana from freddy got fingered before he deployed. He couldn't find a good picture on the net..soo I was curious can you draw and sign one yourself so that he can get this banana w/ a bow tie..he's crazy..but I know you'll understand! Thanks..Jennifer p.s. and yes we thought about freeze framing the movie and taking a pic of it but why do that when we could maybe get the real thing. Ok seriously I think I'm done typing now! :O)

Ahhh! How cool! You're on the front page of the Whitman County Gazette!
In other news, a moose enjoyed the day basking in a wheat field. It was an exciting day.

Tom you have been banished to a deserted island to live out the rest of your life. Gotta pick between one of the two pairs:
Crunchie or Oh Henry
Friendly Giant or Mr. Dressup
Shreddies or Weetabix
Don Cherry or Ron McLean
The Beachcomers or King of Kensington
Hi Tom!!!
Im Mike, I'm from california and I play in punk bands and go to college. I have been a fan of yours for as long as I can remember; My Mom and I would watch tonsil hockey and something smells funny constantly after we found them, this was when I was like in 2nd grade. Anyways, Im taking a sociology class at uc davis right now and its a class about "american pop culture" which is ironic because in this class, we watched a documentary about the negative effects of Mass Culture or Mass produced Pop culture; Notions of the Mook and the Midriff were portrayed as prime examples of the utilitarian and profit-driven ideology of pop media that is intended to be the provocative,outrageous & attention grabbing yet simplistic in order to appeal to large audiences. The irony is in the fact that when the documentary was showing "american" examples of the mook; jackass, random scenes of stereotypical masculine idiocy and excerpts from The Tom Green Show were displayed; I think they assumed since you were on mtv that you were american...ANYWAYS Im really writing this to take the opportunity to write to you because you were nice enough to give me the opportunity to tell you how much I appreciate your Art and I am very thankful that a member of our backwards species has the presence of mind to accomplish all things you have done. In the context of my sociology classes, I have learned many things about public space norms and civility codes and how they are basically a tool for control and preservation of the status quo. Learning the complexities of norms and civility codes, and their broader implications, have given me an even greater appreciation for your art. Recently I have felt extremely alienated by societies lack of public interaction; the general mental strain of public space makes me utterly depressed. Your show is an extremely positive outlet for this negativity and your critiques of our public space prejudice is relevant, necessary and empowering.
Anyways,some of the clips from your show featured in this documentary(i cant remember the name, but ill find out for you if you'd like) were clips from your show ive never seen before and I wanted to just describe them to you in hopes that you could tell me where to find them. One clip was of you in a gigantic conference, standing on one of the tables and blathering into the microphone at the multitudes of unsuspecting conference goers... The second clip was the "crotch" segment, in assuming; in which you are wearing an elaborate setup of pads, lying on the ground, with a homeless volunteer hitting your crotch with a stick. "wont you watch my crotch" was a quote i remember. If you could let me know which episodes featured these segments and where, if anywhere, I could find the episodes and watch them, that would rule. Sorry for my excessively long email, I hope its not too much trouble for you to get back to me. THANKS!!!!!!!!
-Mike

i saw that you had a pool party and was wondering maybe you mite wanna have a little beach party. It would be fun and maybe you could have like a surf contest. i dont know but it sounds like fun..
email me back
do you think its possible for one to make beats for you and you to do your magic flow over it? as in i got a beat for you to use.
Hey Tom, I just wanted to tell you that tomgreen.com the channel is wicked! I had a problem when you first started the website, where I checked it compulsively for a while - to the point where I personally banned myself from it. It's been over a year now, so I am hoping I'll be able to save myself from myself...but this is wicked!!! I just spent an hour sitting in bed watching various outtakes and the whatnot - PURE GOLD! Thanks - now, as long as I have my laptop with me, I never have to get out of bed on the weekend!!!

DOING SAME..
SEE "THE SECRET",,, THE VICTORIA SECRET
works,,all the best coming your way, maybe to 1543453445334 ryan st the secret is the TP//TG was needed
na,,, canada luvs U ,, .love to "the kids" ...as in animals ...kids.??..no !! more says grannie,,obviously?? duh.??
sydneyx ""a fan and a beach"...... not bitch..sounds great.
So I ask Cody if he wants to come with us to the National Art Gallery this afternoon and he says "screw that cuz last time that security guard gave me shit for touching the Picasso goat"...wow...traumatized for life...so Kiefer and I are going with his girlfriend to the market so they can go on a romantic Rickshaw ride (they're only 14) and eat beavertails and booster juice...should be fun...do you think tiger zebra is still at the NAG? Do you want one of those necklaces with your name written on a piece of rice in a little bottle hanging from it from the market?I'll get you one...want anything else? Don't say "video"...
I see 11:11 all the time. It's odd.
Hi tom i had some questions for you
1. what is your favourite movie
2.where do you think the channel will be in 10 years.
3. will you be doin the show on t.v again TGHT although i do love the feel of the internet shows more.
4. do you think 2pac is alive. I heard he might still be in L.A, have you ever seen him
anyway tom youve done a great job here looking back from the beginning and now youve come along way. I cant wait for some old school Tom Green live episodes, im definatly gona hit u up on skype and i look forward to seeing how things turn out. I have a good feeling about the future of the channel

http://www.underbellynyc.com/season1/
Baron Ambrosia is along the same lines as Count Smokula...Baron is quirky, fun and a little wacked.
If nothing else check out the Latke Lunacy episode of season 1.

Hey Tom, I was just catching up on the road trip watching the latest clips and I've enjoyed every single moment of it! I can't wait to see the abundance of footage you have shot and am already looking forward to new episodes of Tom Green's House Tonight! Keep it up dude you're doing a great job, it's so cool! ;-)
One other thing, have you ever been to or considered going to Easter Island? You'd love it there, it looks fascinating! That would be a cool spot for you to explore, I urge you to have a read about. Peace.

Tom, when you're editing this weekend, Bring back looping for one segment like the old days if you want..... Like if a random person you met said "corn-ca-bob" or "corn on the cob" funny, loop it four to eleven times.
Or something.
I don't know. For the old times, like we used to do back in the 70's.
-=Ryan

Tom, You should totally goto Oatman, Arizona. I'm pretty sure it's on Route 66, It's freakin' classic with the donkeys wondering around & the crazy locals it would be a memorable skit.
Check your Google Maps!
Tom..Looking to start a steaming web site similar to yours...got a small to help ..looking at .servers...man..im going to have to cash in my 401 K i believe..what am I looking at here $$
HEY tom i live in Australia and i think you need to come over and get some more fresh recordings done .. unfortunatly your not a household name around hear but fortunetly thats what you need
UIts cool that your leaving the feed on I like to check in lots just to see if Im missing something even though I probably missed something before I looked ... any way the birch panelling is nice to see... It relaxes me thanx
Hi Tom,
I'm Dustin Graves from Clownshoe Entertainment. We were wondering how you would feel about doing a LIVE broadcast of your internet show in front of a live crowd in the BAY AREA. WE'd pay you well and would love to have you take part in one of our productions. BELIEVE ME: WE COULD MAKE THIS A HUGE EVENT!
Feel free to contact me at gravesdustin@gmail.com or by phone at:
(707) 853-1915
Hope To Hear from you,
Dustin Graves
Clownshoe Ent.
heres my video school project staring the fattest kid at school *not me*http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=33898295

Hi Tom
just gotta tell ya i luv the show, been a fan ever since the tom green show that was shown on mtv all them years ago, and you influence me, very much so infact that am gonna start my own tv show on da tinterweb, i dont know yet what am gonna call the site or da show for that matter, but you influence me and you will do for like ever.
thanks for being the best part of the internet
banner video on you tube

Hey Tom, Just thought I'd drop you a note to say when you come to New Mexico give me a call. You've got my E-mail. E-me back and we'll swap numbers. If you don't remember me, i'm the Talk Show Host from.. well , NM. Anyway, Burt Dubrow and I have been wraping and he turned me on to your site. Hey, I'm going to be in LA in a week or two and I would love to come by and check out your show. Hell.. (LOL) have me as a house guest.. LOL.. that would be a great segment for both of our shows. It's a thought.
Oh' did you get a chance to check out my DVD that I laid on you in Vegas? Either way, here's my web site again
www.scottconnershow.com, and if you want a quick laugh check out "I'm A bUnnY" on tube; its that latest vid I/we produced for my site/show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPAoONuia60
Anyway, think about the house guest thing.... I'm bored with staying in The BU. (waves crashing allnight long... )
Cheers,
Scott
S. Scott Conner M-L.M.T.
Talk Show Host
www.scottconnershow.com
please watch Tom I'm coming to california to work at a cheese sandwhich factory in the fall.
http://www.myspace.com/aintnobodiesbitchyo
watch my video onfriday night open mic PLEASe

Thomas,
Home is where we make it. Home is where we are happiest, even if that means living on top of someone's head. :)
Happy I'm-Home-From-the-Road-Week! Increase your water intake, eat your vegetables, get some rest, dance around neked in your cowboy hat and you better give them puppies some sugar. 'Cept, I don't know about Rex. She might take your lips off. :)
~amy
hey how is it going here is a video for you tube abou tom green banner just hope everyone goes to the site to check it out . hope tom can see it for him self . well gotta now by for now. well gota go by everyone peace .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfZ-HSP2iFQ
Hey Tom- I just got done watching "Carson,Dice,and The Pussy cat doll" Show! Very funny! Dice cracks me up! Yeah, I understand you should take some time off and maybe take a vacation without all this webo-vision stuff. There is always alot of shows I havn't even seen yet.
Anyway, I really do enjoy watching all the past shows' that I've missed.
You rock Tom!
Just watching your dark living room, reading your emails, and was thinking what if you flip the switch and call Mary Jane as a Live Show for Mother’s Day? Would she be interested in hearing about the chicken at Kenny Rogers, the lentils, the possibility of rubber waders? I know I would. A Live Mother’s Day celebration? Perhaps, Victor could dress up Aunt Jemima, greet a pizza delivery guy and offer him a slice of maple syrup-laden sausage? Perhaps, you could give the guy some flowers to give to and a note to read to Mommy Victor? How bout’ calling some Japanese construction company and wishing them Happy Mother’s Day: “Haha no hi, omedetou gozaimasu!” Mmmmm syrup!!
tom i was watching the channel at 11:11 and i couldn't help but notice there was a fat chick in your living room who was that?
To the dude wondering what town on L.I. Undercutters was shot, it was in Lynbrook in Nassau County. I lived on the same block as that guy for 18 years!

Could you do Mic Check off prepare for impact live on The Channel. That song is totally dope and there are no videos of you doing it live anywhere. I would be forever shitting in my pants if you could do it! That song rocks my SOCKS. You doing it live, man, would be awesome.
You gotta do this.
" I'm makin' ya bubble like a pc POT!! I got beat down, but I be never backin' DOWN!! "
is awesome.
You would be embarrassed for me if you seen what I do when I listen to that tune. haha, It gets me all riled up every time, jumping around the house and such...like an idiot...
think about this...it would be worth it.
Jack
hey tom, just writing to throw something out there, you did that episode with the cameras off and said something about a possible radio show, was wondering if that was still in the works, and want to help! im experienced, i had a show back home for 4 years back pre-janet and justin FCC debacle. its something im passionate about and just lookin for that way to get back in it and make a difference!
When are you going to stop flogging ebay, It's getting to be a joke.. Come on dude, your better than that.








